Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! 🎂🐔😱 P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! 🥺

Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! 🎂😱

H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! 🎉 But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some stuff. Some weally, weally bad ideas fow kiddo b-birthdays. And honey, it's makin' me anxious just thinkin' 'bout it! 😖

I'm talkin' 'bout stuff beyond just a wittle tantwum 'cause Timmy didn't get the wight c-color balloon. No, no. We're goin' full-on disastew hewe.

Fiwst off, lemme tell you 'bout the "P-Pin the Tail on the…Live Chicken!" pawt-ay. 🐔 I'm not even kiddin'! Some p-people thought it was a "cute" idea. Cute?! The chicken was STRESSED! And little Lily ended up gettin' pecked! 😭 It was chaos, and honestly? A wittle…traumatizing.

Then there was the “DIY Slime Station” that went so wrong. Like, "house needs a deep clean and the kids need a bath" wrong. 🧼 Someone decided to use glue that wasn't non-toxic. NON-TOXIC, people! 😫 Luckily no one ate it (I hope!), but it was sticky everywhere. The parents were cryin', the kids were screamin', and I honestly needed a nap just thinkin' 'bout the cleanup.

Oh! And don't even get me stawted on the "Miniature Rodeo" pawt-ay. 🤠 Seriously? Tiny kids on tiny ponies? One kid went flyin' off, landed in a cake, and started bawlin'! 🎂 It was a mess of frosting and tears, and honestly? A wittle dangewous!

I saw one pawt-ay whewe they had a "p-professional" face paintew...who turned out to be just some guy with a w-weird obsession with spiders. 🕷️ The kids ended up lookin’ like they had eight legs, and my eyes hurt just lookin’ at ‘em!

And the worst? The "Competitive Piñata Smash" whewe they gave the kids metal bats. METAL BATS! 🔨 I thought someone was gonna lose an eye! 😱

Honestly, sometimes I think p-parents just try too hard. They see these fancy pawt-ays on the Intehnet and think they gotta outdo everyone else. But sometimes, the simplest things are the best! Bubbles, cake, a few fwiends…that's all you need! 💖

So, pwease, if you're plannin' a b-birthday pawt-ay, think it thwough! No live animals, no dangewous objects, and definitely no non-toxic glue! Keep it safe, keep it fun, and keep my anxiety at bay! 🙏 Pwease? hides face in paws 🥺