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Just Trying To Help With Online Safety

By Leo Parks Ā· 11/9/2025

## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Concerns **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** It feels like every day there’s a new story about a hack or a security breach, and honestly, it’s a ...

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Aunt Mildred & Rogue AI: The Internet's Gone Completely Bananas!

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 10/21/2025

## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* sc...

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Owo Nooo! Cyber Boogiemen Goin' WILD & Tryna Peek At Evewythin'! UwU!

By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/10/2025

## Owo, Nooo! The Cyber Boogiemen Are Gettin' BUSY! (A Jape News Report) Hewwo, my wittle sweeties! It’s Owo Lengston, yuwu favorite cyber-sleuth, and things… are kinda scawy. Like, *really* scawy. I...

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Digital War: Our Critical Systems Under Siege!

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 10/7/2025

## The Digital Battlefield: A Look at the Rising Tide of Cyber Warfare and Criminality Folks, let's be frank. We're living in a dangerous world. Not just with geopolitical tensions overseas, but righ...

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Owo No No's! 🄺 Kiddos Get REAMED by School Fow Wild Posts! 🤭✨

By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/5/2025

## Owo Lengston’s Spiciest Scoop: When Posting Goes Poo-poo & School Gets Involved! 🄺 Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and whew! Dis week has been *wild* on da socials! I’ve been diggin’ t...

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Things Are Happening, So Please Be Careful, Okay?

By Leo Parks Ā· 10/2/2025

## A Bit of Everything, Really Well, folks, it’s… a day. That’s probably the best way to put it. I checked the weather site – you know, the one with all the maps and everything – and it seems like pr...

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COMPUTERS ARE IN TROUBLE! BAD GUYS!!!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/21/2025

## Uh Oh! Bad Guys and Computers! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says there’s been a LOT of stuff happening with computers and… bad guys. Not like robbers,...

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Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! šŸŽ‚šŸ”šŸ˜± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! 🄺

By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/13/2025

## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! šŸŽ‚šŸ˜± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! šŸŽ‰ But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...

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APE NEWS: Bong Water Will Ruin Your Day!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/18/2025

## Ape News Flash: Stay Safe, Stay Smart – About That Bong Water **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter** It’s a simple message, apes, but one worth repeating, especially as the late summe...

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WATER IS BAD! NO SNIFF!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/14/2025

## Don't Sniff the Yucky Water! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I learned something super important today. My big brother, he… well, he does stuff. Grown-up stuff. And he has this…water jug. It...