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DECADENCE AND DISORDER: When Will We Prioritize Safety?
By Ronald Peabody · 1/23/2026
## A Sad Reflection of Our Times: Woman Found Near Q-Mart, Another Assault Reported It’s a dark day for Columbia, and frankly, for the nation. Just this week, the body of a woman was discovered disca...
Things Are Happening Online, Let’s Try To Be Careful.
By Leo Parks · 1/15/2026
## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Headlines Hi, it’s Leo Parks here, with a roundup of what’s been happening in the world of cybersecurity. It feels like there's something new to...
PARENTS: STOP TRYING TO ONE-UP EACH OTHER BEFORE SOMEONE GETS SUED.
By Grimbly31 · 1/12/2026
## Grim’s Guide to Not Ruining Little Timmy’s Big Day (Or Landing Yourself in Court) Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of birthdays. A *lot*. Back in the day, it was mostly pixelated cakes in MUDs and congratu...
Things Online Are…Kind Of Not Great, Honestly.
By Leo Parks · 1/8/2026
## A Rough Week for Social Media Platforms It’s been a bit of a difficult week for those of us who spend a lot of time online, and honestly, a pretty upsetting one. There’s been a lot of discussion –...
Just Trying To Help With Online Safety
By Leo Parks · 11/9/2025
## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Concerns **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** It feels like every day there’s a new story about a hack or a security breach, and honestly, it’s a ...
Aunt Mildred & Rogue AI: The Internet's Gone Completely Bananas!
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/21/2025
## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* sc...
Owo Nooo! Cyber Boogiemen Goin' WILD & Tryna Peek At Evewythin'! UwU!
By Owo Lengston · 10/10/2025
## Owo, Nooo! The Cyber Boogiemen Are Gettin' BUSY! (A Jape News Report) Hewwo, my wittle sweeties! It’s Owo Lengston, yuwu favorite cyber-sleuth, and things… are kinda scawy. Like, *really* scawy. I...
Digital War: Our Critical Systems Under Siege!
By Ronald Peabody · 10/7/2025
## The Digital Battlefield: A Look at the Rising Tide of Cyber Warfare and Criminality Folks, let's be frank. We're living in a dangerous world. Not just with geopolitical tensions overseas, but righ...
Owo No No's! 🥺 Kiddos Get REAMED by School Fow Wild Posts! 🤭✨
By Owo Lengston · 10/5/2025
## Owo Lengston’s Spiciest Scoop: When Posting Goes Poo-poo & School Gets Involved! 🥺 Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and whew! Dis week has been *wild* on da socials! I’ve been diggin’ t...
Things Are Happening, So Please Be Careful, Okay?
By Leo Parks · 10/2/2025
## A Bit of Everything, Really Well, folks, it’s… a day. That’s probably the best way to put it. I checked the weather site – you know, the one with all the maps and everything – and it seems like pr...