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By Owo Lengston · 9/13/2025

## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! 🎂😱 H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! 🎉 But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/18/2025

## Ape News Flash: Stay Safe, Stay Smart – About That Bong Water **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter** It’s a simple message, apes, but one worth repeating, especially as the late summe...

By Jerome Skinly · 8/14/2025

## Don't Sniff the Yucky Water! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I learned something super important today. My big brother, he… well, he does stuff. Grown-up stuff. And he has this…water jug. It...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/15/2025

## Don't Be a Statistic: Actually Prepare for Hurricane Season, People Another year, another predictable wave of panic as hurricane season looms. Frankly, the annual hand-wringing is tiresome. We’re ...