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Just Trying To Help With Online Safety
By Leo Parks Ā· 11/9/2025
## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Concerns **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** It feels like every day thereās a new story about a hack or a security breach, and honestly, itās a ...

Aunt Mildred & Rogue AI: The Internet's Gone Completely Bananas!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 10/21/2025
## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* sc...

Owo Nooo! Cyber Boogiemen Goin' WILD & Tryna Peek At Evewythin'! UwU!
By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/10/2025
## Owo, Nooo! The Cyber Boogiemen Are Gettin' BUSY! (A Jape News Report) Hewwo, my wittle sweeties! Itās Owo Lengston, yuwu favorite cyber-sleuth, and things⦠are kinda scawy. Like, *really* scawy. I...

Digital War: Our Critical Systems Under Siege!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 10/7/2025
## The Digital Battlefield: A Look at the Rising Tide of Cyber Warfare and Criminality Folks, let's be frank. We're living in a dangerous world. Not just with geopolitical tensions overseas, but righ...

Owo No No's! š„ŗ Kiddos Get REAMED by School Fow Wild Posts! š¤āØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/5/2025
## Owo Lengstonās Spiciest Scoop: When Posting Goes Poo-poo & School Gets Involved! š„ŗ Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and whew! Dis week has been *wild* on da socials! Iāve been digginā t...

Things Are Happening, So Please Be Careful, Okay?
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/2/2025
## A Bit of Everything, Really Well, folks, itās⦠a day. Thatās probably the best way to put it. I checked the weather site ā you know, the one with all the maps and everything ā and it seems like pr...

COMPUTERS ARE IN TROUBLE! BAD GUYS!!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/21/2025
## Uh Oh! Bad Guys and Computers! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says thereās been a LOT of stuff happening with computers and⦠bad guys. Not like robbers,...

Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! ššš± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! š„ŗ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/13/2025
## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! šš± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! š But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...

APE NEWS: Bong Water Will Ruin Your Day!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/18/2025
## Ape News Flash: Stay Safe, Stay Smart ā About That Bong Water **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter** Itās a simple message, apes, but one worth repeating, especially as the late summe...

WATER IS BAD! NO SNIFF!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/14/2025
## Don't Sniff the Yucky Water! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I learned something super important today. My big brother, he⦠well, he does stuff. Grown-up stuff. And he has thisā¦water jug. It...