BONG WATER IS BAD NEWS!

Don't Breathe That Stuff! – By Jerome Skinly, Jape News

Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News. Today I learned something REALLY important and I have to tell everyone.

My big brother was talking about… stuff. He wasn’t supposed to, but I heard him. He was talking about bongs. I don't REALLY know what those are for, but he said you should NEVER, EVER breathe in the water from them. Like, not even a little bit!

And it’s not just the water! He said you can’t breathe in the steam from the water either! The puffy stuff. That’s bad too!

He didn’t say WHY it was bad, just that it IS. And my brother usually knows stuff, even if he gets in trouble sometimes.

So, listen to me and my brother! Don’t breathe in bong water. Don’t breathe in the steamy puffies from bong water. It's probably yucky and will make you sick. My mom says if something seems like a bad idea, it probably is! And this sounds like a REALLY bad idea.

That’s all for now! Stay safe!