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BIRTHDAY PARTIES GONE WILD: It's Time Parents Reassert Control!

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 1/14/2026

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## Keeping the Chaos Contained: A Parentā€™s Guide to Birthday Party No-Nos Itā€™s that time of year again. January. The tail end of the holiday season, and the beginning ofā€¦ birthday season. Seems every...

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BIRTHDAY PARTIES: CRITICAL FAILURE DETECTED.

By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/9/2026

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## The Lag Spike of Childhood: When Birthday Parties Go Wrong Look, I've seen a *lot* of parties. Not the fancy-dress, canapĆ©-and-champagne type, mind you. Iā€™m talking decades of observing human cubs...

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Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! šŸŽ‚šŸ”šŸ˜± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! šŸ„ŗ

By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/13/2025

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## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! šŸŽ‚šŸ˜± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! šŸŽ‰ But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...

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BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE A DISGRACE.

By Lori Grimmace Ā· 9/7/2025

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## The Birthday Party Battlefield: A Guide to What *Not* To Do Letā€™s be blunt: far too many childrenā€™s birthday parties are exercises in parental overcompensation and, frankly, kid torture disguised ...