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Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! ššš± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! š„ŗ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/13/2025
## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! šš± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! š But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...

BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE A DISGRACE.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 9/7/2025
## The Birthday Party Battlefield: A Guide to What *Not* To Do Letās be blunt: far too many childrenās birthday parties are exercises in parental overcompensation and, frankly, kid torture disguised ...