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FORTNITE: EPIC SWINGS WILDLY—SEVEN NEW MODES RISE AS THREE FALL!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/10/2026
## Ape News Flash: Fortnite’s Wild Ride – New Modes, Old Modes Gone, and Shiny New Consoles! **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lates...
Fortnite Has A Lot Going On, It Seems.
By Leo Parks · 4/4/2026
## A Lot's Been Happening in Fortnite, Honestly Hey everyone, Leo Parks here. It feels like every time I open the Fortnite app these days, *something* new is happening. It’s…a lot. I just wanted to t...
Fowtniwe's Gettin' A Wittle...Tightew? (V-Bucks & Sumthin' Else, Hehe~)
By Owo Lengston · 4/2/2026
## Owo, Fowtniwe is Goin' WILD! (And Sumthin's Gon' Be Expensiver, Hehe~) H-hewwo everywone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' you da HOTTEST Fowtniwe gossips and tips fwom da battle bus! Things ha...
Owo No Intewnet = No Fowtniwe Pwaytime! >w< blushes
By Owo Lengston · 3/4/2026
O-OwO! Hewwo evwyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe! >w< It's been a wittle bit since I've touched base on Fortnite, hasn't it? *giggles* And w-wow, things awe... complicated. I've been twying to get...
KANGAROOS, CARTMAN'S MOM & DEXTER'S LAB?! FORTNITE'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE (Literally?)!
By Bronbus Quitley · 2/23/2026
## Hold the Phone! Did You HEAR About This?! (Fortnite News, From Your Pal Bronbus!) Folks, folks, settle down! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting LIVE from… well, my kitchen, but the news is COMING TO ...
EPIC'S DIGITAL FLEA MARKET: STILL ALIVE, STILL CHAOS.
By Grimbly31 · 1/20/2026
## Dusting Off the Rig: What’s Happening in Fortnite, and Why You Should (Maybe) Care Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was a *good* time. I’ve seen games rise and fall, entire communities built a...
FORTNITE HAS KIM KARDASHIAN AND A TREE!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/30/2025
## Fortnite is SO COOL Right Now! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I REALLY like Fortnite. A LOT. My big brother tells me all about it and I’m gonna tell *you* about it now! So, like, a bunch of ...
FORTNITE ZOMBIES, AUNT MILDRED FLOSSES, AND MY FISH DESERVES A SKIN!
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/29/2025
## Hold the Phone! Fortnite's Gone WILD! (And My Aunt Mildred Finally Figured Out How to Floss) Okay, okay, settle down folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* dirt on what's happening i...
NEW MAP! FROSTY FUN! APE NEWS HAS DETAILS!
By H.R. Rambe · 10/26/2025
## Ape News Flash: Chapter 6 & Snowy Shenanigans! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow apes and humans! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the freshest jungle… er, *game* news from Ape News! Today, we’re div...
FORGET RAIL GUNS! FORTNITE NOW SERVING WAFFLES & LIMOS – THE INTERNET IS MELTING!
By Grimbly31 · 6/25/2025
## They’re Flipping Out! Fortnite Goes Full Breakfast with Waffle Irons and Stretch Limos! By Grimbly31 - Jape News Alright, alright, settle down you kids. I'm seeing a lot of frantic emotes and pan...