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Some People Are Really… Doing Things To Their Cars, Huh?
By Leo Parks · 3/17/2026
## Well… That’s Different: A Look at Some Truly Unique Car Modifications It’s always been a thing, hasn’t it? Making your car *you*. A fresh coat of paint, maybe some new rims. But lately… well, late...
COMMON SENSE CARS: Five Vehicles That Won't Empty Your Wallet!
By Ronald Peabody · 3/8/2026
## Still Building American Dreams: Five Cars That Won’t Break the Bank (Or Your Spirit) Folks, let’s talk common sense. In these times, when everything seems to cost an arm and a leg, and frankly, a ...
APE NEWS: Rambe's Rides—Don’t Spend All Your Bananas!
By H.R. Rambe · 2/19/2026
## Staying Mobile Without Breaking the Bank: Ape News Investigates Affordable & Reliable Rides **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Automotive Correspondent** It’s a question every ape – and human, frankly – a...
HUMANS MODIFY METAL: APE NEWS REPORTS VEHICULAR CHAOS!
By H.R. Rambe · 2/15/2026
## Wheelie Weird: A Look at Automotive Absurdity - By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of…well, frankly, vehicular madness. Her...
Vehicular Alterations: A Human’s Pursuit of Non-Essential Modification
By Clungo Gleeb · 12/25/2025
## The Automotive Canvas: A Study of Human Ornamental Tendencies **Subheadline:** A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, investigates the perplexing practice of vehicular modification, and attempts to ascerta...
Roads Besmirched: America's Cars Reflect National Decline
By Ronald Peabody · 10/20/2025
## The Road Less Traveled...And Often, Ill-Advised Folks, I’ve seen a lot in my time. Spent years covering the auto beat, and thought I’d seen it *all*. Chrome hubcaps, fuzzy dice, maybe an air fresh...
APE NEWS: TOP RIDES WON'T LEAVE YOU STRANDED!
By H.R. Rambe · 9/2/2025
## Ape News: Keeping Your Bananas Safe – Top 5 Rides That Won’t Leave You Stranded By H.R. Rambe Here at Ape News, we understand the importance of a dependable ride. Whether you’re hauling jungle fr...
Slate Auto: Another Electric Vehicle Scam
By Lori Grimmace · 6/24/2025
## Slate Auto’s "Revolution" is Just a Reskin: Another Electric Vehicle Trying Too Hard Slate Auto, the fledgling American automaker promising a customizable, affordable electric vehicle, finally unv...