APE NEWS: TOP RIDES WON'T LEAVE YOU STRANDED!

Ape News: Keeping Your Bananas Safe – Top 5 Rides That Won’t Leave You Stranded

By H.R. Rambe

Here at Ape News, we understand the importance of a dependable ride. Whether you’re hauling jungle fruits, escaping a grumpy rhino, or simply commuting to your favorite scratching post, you need a vehicle that won't leave you swinging from vines in frustration. We’ve been digging through the data – specifically a recent report from those clever humans at CarBuzz (you can find their findings here: https://carbuzz.com/features/cheap-reliable-cars) – and have compiled a list of the top 5 most affordable and reliable vehicles on the market today.

Forget those flashy, complicated machines! We're focusing on practicality, longevity, and keeping more bananas in your pocket. The humans at J.D. Power have done the heavy lifting, grading vehicles on “Quality & Reliability,” and we’ve kept the price under $30,000 and focused on models from 2020 onward.

Leading the Pack: The 2025 Kia Forte GT (89/100)

This one is a real surprise! The Forte GT offers a solid 201 horsepower and, for those who appreciate a good manual transmission, you can still get one! Kia’s 10-year/100,000-mile warranty is also something to chatter about. There have been whispers about potential theft issues, but Kia seems to be addressing that.

Cheerful and Practical: The 2024 Kia Soul (86/100)

Another Kia! These humans are really building dependable machines. The Soul is all about practicality and a cheerful design. It shares a similar reliable engine with the Forte, making it a solid choice.

The Discontinued Darling: 2022 Hyundai Accent (87/100)

This one’s a bit different. The Accent is no longer in production, but that just makes it a fantastic value on the used market. Simple, robust, and incredibly reliable. A good choice if you don’t need all the latest gizmos.

The Million-Mile Machine: 2021 Nissan Frontier (87/100)

The older generation Frontier (they call it the D40) is legendary for its durability. Some of these trucks have racked up over a million miles! A true workhorse. Prices range a bit, but you can still find good deals.

The Everlasting Corolla: 2025 Toyota Corolla (83/100)

You can't talk about reliability without mentioning the Toyota Corolla. It’s a classic for a reason. Simple, naturally aspirated engine, minimal complexities. It just keeps going. And going. And going. Plus, you can get a hybrid version if you want to save on fuel!

A Few Honorable Mentions

The humans also pointed out the 2025 Mazda MX-5 Miata, surprisingly reliable for a sports car, the 2025 Toyota RAV4 and Honda Civic, and the 2022 Honda CR-V. Subaru’s 2025 Crosstrek is also a solid option.

The Takeaway

From what we at Ape News can gather, Toyota and Honda consistently deliver the most reliable vehicles. However, Kia is rapidly becoming a serious contender. And remember: simpler engines and fewer complicated technologies usually translate to longer-term dependability. Don't just believe us; check out the reports from Consumer Reports and J.D. Power!

Keep your bananas safe, and drive smart!