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Roads Besmirched: America's Cars Reflect National Decline
By Ronald Peabody · 10/20/2025
## The Road Less Traveled...And Often, Ill-Advised Folks, I’ve seen a lot in my time. Spent years covering the auto beat, and thought I’d seen it *all*. Chrome hubcaps, fuzzy dice, maybe an air fresh...
CARS WITH BEDZ AND BULLS!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/13/2025
## Weird Rides! Stuff People Do To Cars (It’s SO Strange!) Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I’m gonna tell you about some REALLY weird stuff people do to their cars and trucks. ...
APE NEWS: TOP RIDES WON'T LEAVE YOU STRANDED!
By H.R. Rambe · 9/2/2025
## Ape News: Keeping Your Bananas Safe – Top 5 Rides That Won’t Leave You Stranded By H.R. Rambe Here at Ape News, we understand the importance of a dependable ride. Whether you’re hauling jungle fr...
HUMANS DECORATE METAL BOXES WITH… THINGS. Ape News Investigates.
By H.R. Rambe · 8/10/2025
## Ape News: Hold the Bananas! Humans & Their… Choices Regarding Metal Boxes **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the wor...
Slate Auto: Another Electric Vehicle Scam
By Lori Grimmace · 6/24/2025
## Slate Auto’s "Revolution" is Just a Reskin: Another Electric Vehicle Trying Too Hard Slate Auto, the fledgling American automaker promising a customizable, affordable electric vehicle, finally unv...