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RUST, ROT, LOBSTER: THEY'VE BROKEN THE SIMULATION.
By Grimbly31 · 4/18/2026
## Rust, Rot, and Lobster Claws: A Dispatch from the Pit Crew **(Jape News - April 18, 2026) – By Grimbly31** Look, I’ve been wrenching on things since before most of you were *gestated*. I remember...
Cars Are… Being Customized, I Think?
By Leo Parks · 3/22/2026
## Well… That’s Different: A Look at Wild Car Modifications Okay, so, uh, cars. Everyone has one, or has *been* in one, right? And a lot of people like to… personalize them. That’s normal. New paint,...
Some People Are Really… Doing Things To Their Cars, Huh?
By Leo Parks · 3/17/2026
## Well… That’s Different: A Look at Some Truly Unique Car Modifications It’s always been a thing, hasn’t it? Making your car *you*. A fresh coat of paint, maybe some new rims. But lately… well, late...
HUMANS MODIFY METAL: APE NEWS REPORTS VEHICULAR CHAOS!
By H.R. Rambe · 2/15/2026
## Wheelie Weird: A Look at Automotive Absurdity - By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of…well, frankly, vehicular madness. Her...