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APE NEWS: Rambe's Rides—Don’t Spend All Your Bananas!
By H.R. Rambe · 2/19/2026
## Staying Mobile Without Breaking the Bank: Ape News Investigates Affordable & Reliable Rides **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Automotive Correspondent** It’s a question every ape – and human, frankly – a...
CARS WITH BEDZ AND BULLS!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/13/2025
## Weird Rides! Stuff People Do To Cars (It’s SO Strange!) Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I’m gonna tell you about some REALLY weird stuff people do to their cars and trucks. ...
BIG TRUCKS COST LOTS OF MONEY!
By Jerome Skinly · 7/22/2025
## Big Trucks and Big Problems! Shipping is Hard Right Now! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here, and I learned about something really, REALLY big today! It’s about ho...
Squirrels Sabotage Shipping! Hamster-Powered Trains?! Bronbus Knows!
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/10/2025
## The Mighty Machine: A Look at How America Moves Its Stuff (And Why It's a Bit Dizzy Right Now) – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Well hello there, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live (well, ...