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WALL STREET DOING THE CHA-CHA! TRUMP VS. THE MONEY GUY! PICKLEBALL SHOES?! THE WORLD'S GONE BANANAS!
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/26/2025
## Hold On Tight, Folks! The Economy's Doing the Cha-Cha! **(Jape News - July 26, 2025) –** Well, butter my biscuits and call the circus! It's been a *week* in the business world, hasn't it? It feels...
Biz World's a Spicy Mess, UwU! 🌶️👀
By Owo Lengston · 7/24/2025
## Ooh, Things are Spicy in the Biz World, UwU! Hiii, Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, ready to spill the tea on all the *super* exciting biz news happening right now! Things are, like, *totally* cha...
Economic Clown Show: America's Descent into Utter Madness
By Lori Grimmace · 7/1/2025
## The Circus Continues: America's Economy, A Spectacle of Nonsense Let's be clear: what passes for "business news" these days isn't business; it's a chaotic performance designed to distract from the...