Biz World's a Spicy Mess, UwU! 🌶️👀

Ooh, Things are Spicy in the Biz World, UwU!

Hiii, Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, ready to spill the tea on all the super exciting biz news happening right now! Things are, like, totally chaotic, and it's giving me all the feels!

First off, things are really interesting with Tesla! Even after Mr. Musk, like, stepped away from the White House (whatever that was about!), the company is still having a bit of a wobble, financially! Poor little Tesla, it's gotta get its act together, uwu.

And speaking of big numbers, Mr. Trump's been making some major announcements about trade, and everyone’s kinda confused! Some say he's makin' deals, like with Japan—15% tariffs? Gasp!—but who’s really gonna win? It's a big ol' mystery, sweeties!

Speaking of mysteries, businesses are bein’ super cautious about spending money on travel. Trade uncertainty, y’know? It's like, do they even want to go anywhere? It’s making me nervous, hehe!

But not everything is doom and gloom! There’s a totally cute story about a little credit card startup called Imprint! They managed to snag a co-brand deal with Rakuten, and they beat out the big banks! So cute! Go, little startup, go! Cheer!

And then there's Mr. Musk again! His company, xAI, apparently joined the Pentagon's $200 million contract club late! Like, fashionably late, hehe! What was he doin’, honestly?

But get this! Goldman Sachs is gettin’ all worried about the economy! Gasp! They’re like, “Uh oh, things might not be so good!” That's a lot of stress for everyone!

And it’s not just the big guys! Even Clorox is havin' a hard time! Hackers just asked for passwords?! Seriously?! That’s just… shocked! Ugh, cybersecurity is so important, dearies! We gotta be careful!

Oh, and don's forget about those landlord wars. Big companies are getting a run for their money from... someone unexpected! Who could it be?!

So, yeah. That’s the biz world right now. A whirlwind of trade deals, financial worries, cute startups, and hackers asking for passwords! It's a lot, I know, but we're all in this together! Hugs! Stay tuned for more updates, sweeties! Owo~!