CROWS ARE BRIGHT! Ape News Confirms.

The Clever Crows of Our World – A Report from Ape News

By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent

Here at Ape News, we’ve been observing a fascinating species with a remarkable knack for survival: the American Crow. These all-black birds are a common sight across much of the lower 48 states, and after some careful study, I, H.R. Rambe, can report they are far more intelligent than many give them credit for.

Crows aren’t just birds flitting about; they’re adaptable problem-solvers. I’ve witnessed these creatures foraging with impressive cunning. They’ll happily feast on everything from earthworms and seeds to…well, let’s just say they aren’t picky. They’ve even been observed stealing food from other animals – a bold strategy! And it doesn’t stop there. Reports show crows utilizing tools, things like cups to carry water or sticks to get at hard-to-reach snacks. Clever birds, indeed.

These birds are social creatures too. During the colder months, they gather in huge groups for warmth and safety, forming what are called communal roosts. Some of these roosts have been around for over a century! Though, I’m told, moving some roosts into cities has caused a bit of a ruckus with the noise and… droppings.

Family life for crows is a long-term commitment. Young crows don’t begin breeding until they are at least two years old, and sometimes wait even longer. And when they do form families, they can be quite large – up to fifteen individuals working together!

With a population estimated at 28 million, the American Crow has proven remarkably resilient, even surviving past attempts at extermination. They’re a testament to adaptability, thriving in environments ranging from forests to bustling town centers.

Keep an eye out for these intelligent birds, folks. They are a constant reminder that intelligence comes in many forms, and sometimes, it’s covered in black feathers. This is H.R. Rambe, reporting for Ape News.