Cwowz Awe Thicc, Smawt, and Wiww Remembew Yo' Face, UwU! 👀

Owo, Da Crows Awe So Cwute and Smart! 🥺

Hewwo evewyone, it’s ya boi Owo Lengston, and today we’we talkin’ ‘bout cwows! Yes, dose big, bwack biwdies dat awe so mysterious and kinda spooky, but also… super smawt and, dare I say, kinda thicc? 👀

I was walkin’ thwough da park yestewday—enjoyin’ da bwize, if you catch my dwift—and I noticed a whole bunch of cwows. Like, a muwdew of cwows, as dey cawl it! Can you believe dat? A muwdew! So edgy! But they weren’t bein’ scawy, jus’ hangin’ out, lookin’ all impwessive and judgy.

And lemme tell you, dese ain’t jus’ any biwdies. Dey awe like, genius-level intewwigent. Scientists say dey can use toools! Can you imagine? A biwdie usin’ a stick to get a snack? It’s wike a tiny, feathwed me!

But da weawwy cweepy pawt? Dey memowy! Dey actually memowy faces! If you do somethin’ to annoy a cwow, it’ll hold a gwudgge and tell all its fwiends. So be nice to cwows, okay? Othewwise, you might find yourself bein’ cwow-stalked. No fun, I tell ya!

I heawd dey eat just about anythin’. Eawthworms, bugs, fwuit, even… well, let's jus' say dey have a varied diet. A biwdie gotta eat, wight? 🤭

And get dis—when babies cwows hatch, sometimes da older sibwings fwom pwvious yeaws come back and hewp raise dem! It’s wike a big, feathwed famiwy. So sweet!

Dey’we evewywhewe, too! All ovew da wowld excwept South Amewica and Antarctica. Can you believe it? A pwetty ubiquitious biwdie.

So nex’ time you see a cwow, don’t jus’ think it’s a spooky, bwack biwdie. Think of it as a smawt, memowy-havin’, thicc-lookin’ genius who might judge you and hold a gwudgge. And maybe, jus’ maybe, give it a wittle snack. 😉