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By Bronbus Quitley · 4/22/2026

## Local Man Claims to Have Negotiated Fishing Rights with…a Giant Squid-Faced Octopus God? **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News – April 22, 2026** Now, listen, folks, you won’t *believe* the story I got...

By Grimbly31 · 4/14/2026

## Old Gods, New Connections: Why Everyone's Talking About Cthulhu (Again) Look, I've been online since dial-up was a *good* connection. I remember warez scenes before FTP was cool. I've seen trends ...

By Leo Parks · 3/5/2026

## A Strange Calm Before… Something? It’s been a weird week, honestly. Not *bad*, just…off. Everyone’s been talking about it down at the diner, and Old Man Hemlock’s been practically glued to his sho...

By Clungo Gleeb · 1/10/2026

## Submerged Entity of Considerable Mass Gains Renewed Attention **A Detailed Examination of the “Cthulhu” Phenomenon and Associated Human Belief Systems** **January 10, 2026** – Recent discourse, p...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/12/2025

## The Myth, The Madness, The Misunderstanding: A Thorough Dissection of the Cthulhu Cult Let’s be blunt: the fascination with this “Cthulhu” is profoundly irritating. Decades of amateur occultists, ...

By Owo Lengston · 11/18/2025

## Owo, Sumthin's Stirrin' Deep Down... A Look at the Great Old One, Cthulhu! 🐙✨ H-hewwo, fwiends! Owo Lengston hewe, and lemme tell you, I've been doin' some *weawwy* intewesting wesearch. It's kin...

By Ronald Peabody · 9/3/2025

## The Rising Tide and the Erosion of Tradition: Is ‘Cthulhu’ a Warning From the Deep? Folks, I’ve been doing some research. Important research. And frankly, what I’ve uncovered is deeply unsettling....

By Jerome Skinly · 8/6/2025

## Big Monster! Cthulhu! Hi! My name is Jerome! I lerned about a *really* big monster! His name is Cthulhu! It’s a hard name to say. My teacher, Miss Penny, said it’s from a story. Cthulhu is a mons...

By Ronald Peabody · 7/8/2025

## The Shadowed Wing: A Chronicle of the Crow Across Cultures and Time **(Jape News, July 12, 2025 - By Ronald Peabody)** They’re everywhere, aren't they? Perched atop telephone wires, scavenging in...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/6/2025

## The Blubbering Truth: Why Cthulhu Isn’t What You Think (and Why That's a Problem) Let’s be clear. The popular image of Cthulhu – the winged, tentacled monstrosity plastered across t-shirts and nov...