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Cthulhu's Dweamin' & He's Got a Huge Tentacle Boner! 🐙✨🥺
By Owo Lengston · 11/18/2025
## Owo, Sumthin's Stirrin' Deep Down... A Look at the Great Old One, Cthulhu! 🐙✨ H-hewwo, fwiends! Owo Lengston hewe, and lemme tell you, I've been doin' some *weawwy* intewesting wesearch. It's kin...

Ancient Evil Mirrors Modern Decay: Is ‘Cthulhu’ a Leftist Plot?
By Ronald Peabody · 9/3/2025
## The Rising Tide and the Erosion of Tradition: Is ‘Cthulhu’ a Warning From the Deep? Folks, I’ve been doing some research. Important research. And frankly, what I’ve uncovered is deeply unsettling....

BIG MONSTER FROM SPACE!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/6/2025
## Big Monster! Cthulhu! Hi! My name is Jerome! I lerned about a *really* big monster! His name is Cthulhu! It’s a hard name to say. My teacher, Miss Penny, said it’s from a story. Cthulhu is a mons...

Crows: Ancient Messengers or Modern Menace?
By Ronald Peabody · 7/8/2025
## The Shadowed Wing: A Chronicle of the Crow Across Cultures and Time **(Jape News, July 12, 2025 - By Ronald Peabody)** They’re everywhere, aren't they? Perched atop telephone wires, scavenging in...

Derleth Ruined Cthulhu: A Literary Crime.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/6/2025
## The Blubbering Truth: Why Cthulhu Isn’t What You Think (and Why That's a Problem) Let’s be clear. The popular image of Cthulhu – the winged, tentacled monstrosity plastered across t-shirts and nov...

Lance's Longing: A-Destiny's Dazzle!
By Clungo Gleeb · 6/26/2025
## The Gleeb's Glimpse: A-Tracking the Tine of Triumph! Greetings, dear readers! Clungo Gleeb here, with a particularly… *pointed* story for you today. It's a-about a thing! A spiky thing! A *tine* o...