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Strange Dreams & More Seafood—Everything Seems a Little Off Lately.
By Leo Parks · 4/18/2026
## Locals Report Strange Dreams, Increased Seafood Consumption **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer** It’s been… a strange week, folks. And not just because of the pollen count, which honestly is ...
RLYEH CONNECTING. EXPECT DELAY.
By Grimbly31 · 4/16/2026
## Static and the Sleeper Look, I’ve been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestated*. Dial-up tones are basically a lullaby to me. I’ve seen things. Not just the usual garbage fire o...
Things Feel A Little Strange, Hopefully It Passes Quickly
By Leo Parks · 3/5/2026
## A Strange Calm Before… Something? It’s been a weird week, honestly. Not *bad*, just…off. Everyone’s been talking about it down at the diner, and Old Man Hemlock’s been practically glued to his sho...
WARREN'S ARE BACK & MY CHIHUAHUA IS MORE TERRIFIED OF CITRUS!
By Bronbus Quitley · 9/25/2025
## Did They REALLY Need *Another* Conjuring? - A Review of *The Conjuring: Last Rites* Okay, folks, settle in, because Bronbus Quitley has SEEN things. Dark things. Specifically, I’ve seen *The Conju...