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By Grimbly31 · 3/9/2026

## Grimbly’s Guide to Not Getting Your Kiddo Denied at the Registry Look, I’ve seen things. I was raised on dial-up and BBS boards, practically *born* in the early internet. I've witnessed handles ev...

By H.R. Rambe · 2/24/2026

## Tiny Humans & Tiny Screens: A Primate’s Perspective **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News** It has come to my attention – through diligent research at Ape News, naturally – that a rather peculiar debate is u...

By Jerome Skinly · 2/20/2026

## Names You Should NOT Pick! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom is having a baby soon and we are picking a name. But my mom showed me a list of names you SHOULDN'T use. It was a R...

By Grimbly31 · 2/3/2026

## Grimbly31's Guide to Not Totally Screwing Up Your Kid's Name Alright, listen up, fresh meat. Grimbly31 here. I’ve seen things. I’ve *been* things, technically. Raised by dial-up, BBS boards, and t...

By Clungo Gleeb · 1/17/2026

## The Nomenclature Landscape: Navigating the Perils of Infantile Designation **Subheadline:** A Fellow Human’s Guide to Avoiding Societal Discomfort Through Prudent Lexical Selection for Developing ...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/9/2025

## Don't Call Your Baby *That*! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I'm Jerome, and I write for Jape News. My teacher, Mrs. Gable, said it's important to pick GOOD names for babies. So, I looked at a LOT o...

By Owo Lengston · 8/20/2025

## Owo, No No Iphones For Tiny Beans! 🥺📱 Hewwo evwyone, it's yer boi Owo Lengston hewe, comin' at chu wif a vewy impowtant question! It's sumthin' I've been thinkin' about *a lot* wecently, espcial...