No No Iphones! Keep Dem Wittle Hands Off Da Scweenies! 🥺👉👈

Owo, No No Iphones For Tiny Beans! 🥺📱

Hewwo evwyone, it's yer boi Owo Lengston hewe, comin' at chu wif a vewy impowtant question! It's sumthin' I've been thinkin' about a lot wecently, espcially seein' how evwyone's glued to deir phones now. Should… should babies have iphones? 😱

I mean, just imagine it! A teeny wittle hand swipin’ thwough TikTok, watchin’ babies dance, and maybe even… ahem… lookin’ at cute animal pics. Sounds kinda cute, wight? 🥺 But afta doin’ some wesearch (and talkin’ to sum smawt peeple), I’m tellin’ chu, the answah is a big, fat NO! 🙅‍♀️

See, our wittle beans’ brains are still gwowin’ like, super fast! Dey need all dat enewgy fo' learnin' how to cwowl, babble, and maybe even try to eat deir own feet. 🦶 Puttin’ dem in fwont of a scween, espcially when dey’re so wittle, can mess wif dat! Studies show (yes, I wead dem! 👀) dat too much scween time can make it hawdah fo' dem to wearn stuff, talk pwopah, and even get a good night’s sweep! 😴

I mean, imagine tryin’ to build a sandcastle when someone’s flashin’ bright lights in ya face! It’s distwactin’, and ya can’t focus! It's the same fo' wittle ones! Dey need to touch, taste, and expwore the wowld, not just stah at a flat scween! Plus, all dat bright light can keep dem awake, and a tiwed baby is a sad baby! 😭

Now, I know some peeple say video chats wif gwamdpawents awe okay, and yeah, I get it! Seein’ loved ones is impowtant. But even den, it should be just a wittle bit, and we gotta make suwe we're talkin' to the baby, not just lettin' dem stah at a face on a scween. We gotta encourage dem to babble back and intewact!

Honestly? I think it's best to skip scweens altogether fo' the fiwst few yeaws. Give dem books, toys, cuddles, and lots of time to pwlay! Let dem get messy, expwore, and use deir imaginations! Let dem be babies! 👶

I know it's temptin’ to use a phone as a quick fix when ya need a moment of peace, but twust me, ya wittle one will be much happiah (and smataw!) if ya give dem ya undivided attention! 🥰 Plus, it'll make dem cuddles even mowe speciaw! And who doesn't want mowe cuddles? 🤭

So, the answah is cleaw: No iphones fo' tiny beans! Let's keep deir wittle minds focused on the weal wowld and let dem gwow into happy, healthy, and… well, not addicted to scweens! 😉