NO NAME BUTT!

Names You Should NOT Pick! By Jerome Skinly

Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom is having a baby soon and we are picking a name. But my mom showed me a list of names you SHOULDN'T use. It was a REALLY long list!

Some names are bad because everyone uses them. Like, Olivia and Sophia. My mom said if TOO many babies have the same name, it gets confusing at school. Like if there are five Olivias! That's a lot! And August and Beau are too popular too.

Then there were some REALLY silly names. Like… Banjo? Who names a baby Banjo?! And Blanket! Like the thing you use when it's cold. My mom laughed a LOT at those ones. There was even a name like… Hitler! My mom said that's a REALLY bad person and you should NEVER name your baby that.

She also said don't name your baby Superman. Even though Superman is cool! She said it's because your baby needs a real name. Not a superhero name.

There was a name that was… Butt. Just Butt. I almost fell off my chair! You definitely can't name a baby Butt!

And Beyonce! My mom likes Beyonce, but she said you can’t name a baby after a singer because then everyone will think you're trying to be famous.

It was a very important list, and it helped me understand that picking a baby name is REALLY hard. We are still trying to find a good one! It can't be too popular, and it definitely can't be Butt. That's for sure!