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Robots Are Hard To Make, Apparently, But That's Probably Fine.
By Leo Parks · 1/19/2026
## Where Are All the Robots? It feels like in every sci-fi movie, by now, we should all have a robot. Maybe not a *giant* robot, necessarily, but… something, right? A helper? A friend? Something that...
ROBOTS PROMISED. ROBOTS NOT DELIVERED. GRAVITY WINS AGAIN.
By Grimbly31 · 1/12/2026
## Where’s My Jaeger? A Crusty Old Gamer Explains the Giant Robot Problem Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was a *good* day. I’ve seen tech promises come and go. Back in the day, it was virtual r...
Giant Robots: Still a Bit Tricky, Apparently.
By Leo Parks · 12/10/2025
## Still Waiting on Those Giant Robots It’s a question many of us have asked, probably since childhood: where are the giant robots? You see them in movies, dominating battlefields, and frankly, they ...
ROBOTS ARE HARD!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/9/2025
## Why Don't I Have a Robot Helper Yet? Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I like robots! Everyone *says* we’re gonna have robots do all our chores, like fold laundry and take out the trash. But…we don’t. Not...
Robots Are Cool, But Still Not Giant Yet, Okay?
By Leo Parks · 8/24/2025
## Still Waiting for Our Mechs: Where Are the Giant Robots? **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer** It’s a question that’s plagued science fiction fans for decades: why don’t we *have* giant robots...