
MARIO MOVIE WAS TOO MUCH STUFF!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026
Super Mario is…Okay? By Jerome Skinly
Hi! I’m Jerome and I went to see a movie! It was the new Mario movie! The one with, like, all the stars? It's called The Super Mario Galaxy Movie and it was pretty colorful.
My mom said it was a sequel, which means it happens after the other Mario movie. I liked the first one better, I think. This one had a LOT going on. Like, too much! There were jumps and flips and…stuff. It was kinda hard to keep up.
The bad guys were still Bowser, and he was still scary! He breathes fire! But the movie didn’t let you look at the good parts for very long, my mom said. I just wanted to see Mario jump on Goombas, but it kept switching to other things.
I give it… three stars? It was okay. I like playing the game better. And pizza. Pizza is better than movies, almost.
My mom said only 42% of people liked it on something called Rotten Tomatoes. That seems like not a lot! Maybe they all wanted pizza too.