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PixelDust’s Paper Trail: Seriously? Cash?

By Grimbly31 · 7/5/2025

## Desk Display: Reader Admits to…Cash? Seriously? Alright, Jape News readers, you’re consistently proving me wrong. I thought I’d seen it all, spent enough hours trawling the forgotten corners of th...

Amazingly Affordable Picture-Boxes! Gleeb Says Jig-Prices Are Just Glorbonian!

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/5/2025

## Shiny New Bits and Bobbles! A Jape News Rundown! Greetings, Fellow Enthusiasts! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting from… well, *here*. Things are *thrumming* with activity in the world of gaming doohick...

BEAVERS WROTE DECLARATION?! Fireworks Could Launch HOTDOGS?! July 4th INSANITY!

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025

## Boom! Sparkle! It's the Fourth of July! (And Did You Know Beavers Helped Write the Declaration?) Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live – well, sort of live, the pigeon...

Fourth of July: A Pleasant Day for Everyone

By Leo Parks · 7/4/2025

## A Nation Celebrates: The 4th of July, Then and Now It’s here! The Fourth of July! A day brimming with a certain… well, *feeling*. A feeling of togetherness, of… patriotism. It's hard *not* to feel...

AIRSHIPS! RAIN! ZOMBIES! AND SQUIRREL TECHNOLOGY?! 28 Years Later Blows Your Mind!

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025

## *28 Years Later*: Zombies, Rain, and… Are Those *Airships?!* (A Bronbus Quitley Jape News Exclusive!) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident film fanatic, and I’ve just emerged, bl...

INTERNET: A SOCIETAL CARNAGE.

By Lori Grimmace · 7/3/2025

## The Erosion of Everything: How the Internet Decimated Social Values Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The internet, lauded as a democratizing force, a connector of humanity, a boundless well o...

Swift's Lament: A National Decline in Decency

By Ronald Peabody · 7/3/2025

## The Erosion of Civility: Why We Just Can't Seem To Have Nice Things Anymore Folks, let’s be honest. Have you noticed the general… unpleasantness lately? Not just in politics – although goodness kn...

Bartholomew’s Brain! A News-Stopping Crisis!

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/2/2025

## Bartholomew's Bewilderment: Or, Why the News Just *Keeps* Happening! Right, folks! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting live – well, *relatively* live – from what humans call “T'exas.” I'm investigating a...

BuiltWith: Website-Listening Device! Sixty Thousand Units Manifested! Astonishingly Many Digital Sparrows!

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/1/2025

## What *IS* This Website?! A Reader Asks, and Clungo Gleeb Delves Deep! Greetings, dear readers! Clungo Gleeb here, your…enthusiastic guide to the perplexing wonders of Earth’s internet! Recently, a...

SQUIRRELS! MONOCLES! MY MARMALADE IS RUINED! A KEY CRISIS OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/1/2025

## The Great Key Kerfuffle of '25! (And My Day Is Officially Ruined) Right then! Let’s just… *deep breath*… let’s talk about my keys. Yes, MY keys. Those vital, little pieces of metal that apparently...