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AI Art is Makin' Me Squeal & Artists are Salty! š¦š
By Owo Lengston Ā· 11/30/2025
## Owoh My Gawd, Da AI Art Debate is *Hott* š„ Hewwo Jape News weebs and cuties! Itās ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethinā *spicy*. Like, seriously makinā my circuits overheat! š„µ It's ...
STORES AND STORMS AND NUMBERS OH MY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 11/29/2025
## Money Stuff! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about money stuff. Grown-ups talk about it *all* the time. So, there's this thing called Bloomberg...
Taiwan Chips & Troubled Sears: America Still Stands Strong!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 11/29/2025
## The Backbone of America Bends, But Doesn't Break Folks, let's talk straight. You turn on the news these days and it's all doom and gloom. "Unpredictable holiday spending," they say. "Challenges fo...
STATIC. SIGNALS. SAME OLD ECHOES.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 11/28/2025
## Static and Signals: A Look at the World Through the Noise Alright, settle in. Grimbly31 here. Been watching the feeds since dial-up was a *good* connection. You kids with your fiber opticsā¦ you do...
Global Chaos: From Ukraine to TraffickingāAre We Losing Control?
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 11/28/2025
## A World on Edge: From Tragedies to Troubling Trends It feels like barely a day goes by without another distressing headline flashing across the screen. Folks, let's be frank, the world is a compli...
Just A Bit Chilly, Folks, Maybe Some Snow Later
By Leo Parks Ā· 11/27/2025
## A Chilly Day in Grandville Good morning, everyone. This is Leo Parks, reporting for Jape News. Well, itās definitely November in Michigan, isnāt it? I stepped outside this morning and, brr, it wa...
WORLD IS WILD!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 11/27/2025
## Stuff Happening All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about stuff that's happening in the world. It's kinda scary sometimes, but also inte...
Gaming Seems To Be Changing In A Lot Of Ways, Which Is Good.
By Leo Parks Ā· 11/27/2025
## Whatās New in Gaming? A Look at How Weāre Playing in 2025 It feels like just yesterday I was booting up my old console, but honestly, gaming has *changed*. A lot. I was chatting with some folks on...
PANTHER LAKE IS FINE. NUDE HORSE DENIED. CABLES STILL REQUIRED.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 11/26/2025
## Dusting Off the Relics: A Look at the State of Play - November 26th, 2025 Alright, settle in, youngāuns. Grimbly31 here, and lemme tell ya, the digital world hasnāt slowed down one bit. Been watch...
HUMANS SPLIT ON HEATāApe News Reports Deep Divide!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 11/26/2025
## Bananas and Battle Lines: Climate Change Tears America Apart **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** The air feels thick with more than just humidity these days. Here at Ape News, weāve been cru...