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By Leo Parks · 5/4/2026

## Is Your Phone… Listening? A Look at Smart Device Audio Access Okay, so, this is a little unsettling to write about, honestly. But a lot of people are asking about it, and it’s probably good to jus...

By Owo Lengston · 5/3/2026

# Owo! AI is Getttin' *So* Smart! (And Kinda Scary?) - A Jape News Report! 💖✨ Hewwo evwyone! It’s Owo Lengston, ya boi, and lemme tell you, AI is goin' *wild*! Like, seriously, it's not just about c...

By Leo Parks · 4/8/2026

## Party Foul: When Birthday Fun Goes Wrong It's that time of year again – birthday season! Everyone loves a good party, especially kids. But let me tell you, after attending… well, *a lot* of partie...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026

## The Robots Are Coming… And They’re Actually Pretty Useful, Folks Now, I’ll admit, when I first heard about all this “Artificial Intelligence” business, I was a bit wary. Sounded like something out...

By Leo Parks · 4/7/2026

## This Isn’t the Future I Ordered: Eye Filmmuseum Program Taps into Collective Disappointment It’s… well, it’s a lot, isn’t it? That’s kind of the feeling the Eye Filmmuseum’s new program, “This Isn...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/7/2026

## Bananas & Boundaries: The Great AI Debate Rips Through Ape News Readers **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** The jungle drums are *loud* these days, folks. Not with the usual chatter about ri...

By Leo Parks · 4/5/2026

## A Bit of a Damp Day in Heartside Good morning, everyone. Leo Parks here, and well, it’s looking like a pretty typical April day here in Heartside. Cloudy, a little breezy, and, you know, there’s a...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/5/2026

## Is Big Brother… In Your Pocket? (And Also Your Toaster?) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, folks, settle in, grab a biscuit – preferably not one with a tracking device *in* it, though honestly, at this p...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/4/2026

## Is Ape News Listening In? A Primate’s Perspective on Smart Device Surveillance **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter** It’s a question that’s been scratching at the back of my mind – a...

By Owo Lengston · 3/31/2026

## Owo, So Much Happenin' Dis Week! 🌸✨ Hewwo evweyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and oh my gosh, so much is happenin' dis week! My wittle heart is *thump-thumpin'* with excitement! We gotta get wea...