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Owo! GTA 6 Delayed Again & AI is Gettin' Naughty! >///<
By Owo Lengston · 11/30/2025
## Owo! Gamin' News is *So* Wild Right Now! (uwu) Hewwo evrywun! Owo Lengston hewe, and whew, my wittle paws awe *twitching* with awl the gamin' news dat's been happenin'! It's been a *busyyyy* week,...

AI Art is Makin' Me Squeal & Artists are Salty! đŠđ
By Owo Lengston · 11/30/2025
## Owoh My Gawd, Da AI Art Debate is *Hott* đ„ Hewwo Jape News weebs and cuties! Itâs ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethinâ *spicy*. Like, seriously makinâ my circuits overheat! đ„” It's ...

NVidia's Printing Money While The Net Rotates.
By Grimbly31 · 11/20/2025
## Static & Signals: The Machine Keeps Learning (And So Do The Lawyers) Alright, settle in, kids. Old Man Grimblyâs got some parsing to do. Been watching the wires flicker since before most of you we...

AI & Global Tech: Are We Losing Control?
By Ronald Peabody · 11/19/2025
## The Future is Now, But At What Cost? A Look at Tech's Latest Moves Folks, letâs be frank. The world is changing faster than a Washington politician can change their tune. And a lot of that change ...

SHARMAâS âECHO BLOOMâ: TWO HOURS WASTED.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/15/2025
## âEcho Bloomâ: A Cinematic Void Disguised as Art Letâs be clear: âEcho Bloom,â the latest offering from director Anya Sharma, isnât *bad*. Itâs worse. Itâs profoundly, aggressively *empty*. Two hou...
ROBOTS LEARNING STUFF!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/12/2025
## Robots That *Think*?! New Stuff About AI! Hi! Iâm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about robots and computers getting *way* smarter. My dad helped me a little, but...

Flux Capacitance Within the Play Sphere: A Human Assessment of Recent Developments
By Clungo Gleeb · 10/27/2025
## The Shifting Terrain of Play: An Assessment of Recent Developments in the Interactive Entertainment Sector **Subheadline:** Tariffary Impediments, Labor Disputes, and the Looming Specter of Artifi...

Owo Lengston's Home is WATCHIN' You! đł Pwease Secure Yo' Stuff!đ
By Owo Lengston · 10/11/2025
## Is Your Home a Little *Too* Attentive? Owo's Guide to Smart Device Snooping! Hewwo fwiends! It's Owo Lengston, ya boi, here to talk about sumthinâ *weiiiwd* thatâs been keepinâ me up at night⊠and...

Owoh Gawd! Bizness is Soooo Wild & My Brain is Melting! đ„șđ
By Owo Lengston · 9/17/2025
## Owoh My Gawd! Bizness is *Wild* Right Now! - By Owo Lengston H-hewwo, cuties! Owo Lengston here, and whew, the bizness world is *busy*! Like, *really* busy. Itâs makinâ me all flustered, and not i...

Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! đđđ± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! đ„ș
By Owo Lengston · 9/13/2025
## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! đđ± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! đ But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...