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Critics Disagree, Real Americans LOVE âMichaelâ
By Ronald Peabody · 4/25/2026
## Hollywood Still Doesn't Get It: A Look at âMichaelâ and the State of Modern Cinema Folks, Iâve just returned from seeing âMichael,â the new biopic about the King of Pop, and frankly, Iâm leftâŠdisa...

HOLLYWOOD IS A WASTELAND. TWO FILMS SAVE FACE.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/12/2026
## Another Year, Another Flood of Mediocrity â And a Few Glimmers of Hope Itâs April, which means Hollywood has officially exhausted its reserves of original thought and is now shoveling brightly col...

Maybe It's Okay To Feel A Little Disappointed?
By Leo Parks · 4/7/2026
## This Isnât the Future I Ordered: Eye Filmmuseum Program Taps into Collective Disappointment Itâs⊠well, itâs a lot, isnât it? Thatâs kind of the feeling the Eye Filmmuseumâs new program, âThis Isn...

MARIO MOVIE WAS TOO MUCH STUFF!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026
## Super Mario isâŠOkay? By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and I went to see a movie! It was the new Mario movie! The one with, like, all the stars? It's called *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie* and it was...

"Ready or Not 2" Was... Actually Pretty Good!
By Leo Parks · 3/26/2026
## A Surprisingly Good Time With âReady or Not 2: Here I Comeâ Okay, so I just got back from seeing âReady or Not 2: Here I Come,â and, honestly? I was pleasantly surprised. Iâll admit, the first âRe...

Wholesome Romance Restores Faith in Family Values!
By Ronald Peabody · 2/6/2026
## A Return to Sensibility? A Look at âAll of My Heart: Inn Loveâ Folks, let me tell you, itâs refreshing to see a film that doesnât try to shock you with depravity or leave you questioning the very ...

WICKED: A DISGRACE.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/7/2026
## Grimmace's Gavel: "Wicked: For Good" â A Saccharine Stain on a Perfectly Good Story Letâs be clear: the original âWickedâ movie was a passable, if bland, adaptation. It understood the *basic* prem...

ECHO BLOOM: PRETTY GLITCHES, BROKEN CODE.
By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025
## Pixel Dust and Paper Cuts: A Look at âEcho Bloomâ - Is the Hype Real? Alright, alright, settle down you youngâuns. Grimbly31 here, reporting live from⊠well, my recliner, mostly. Been parsing sign...

SHARMAâS âECHO BLOOMâ: TWO HOURS WASTED.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/15/2025
## âEcho Bloomâ: A Cinematic Void Disguised as Art Letâs be clear: âEcho Bloom,â the latest offering from director Anya Sharma, isnât *bad*. Itâs worse. Itâs profoundly, aggressively *empty*. Two hou...

âSong Sung Blueâ Was⊠Really Nice, Honestly.
By Leo Parks · 11/10/2025
## A Gentle Ride with âSong Sung Blueâ Okay, so I just saw âSong Sung Blueâ and⊠it was nice. Really nice, actually. Itâs one of those films that doesn't really *challenge* you, but leaves you feelin...