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JEANS GOOD! ROBOTS SCARY! BIG SCREEN YAY!

By Jerome Skinly · 7/12/2025

## Big Things Happening! (And Some Scary Ones Too!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here with all the big news from grown-up money stuff! It’s kinda confusing, but I’m...

Digital Security: A National Embarrassment.

By Lori Grimmace · 7/11/2025

## The Digital Landscape Collapses: A Week of Catastrophic Cyber Failures Let’s be clear: this isn’t a “series of unfortunate events.” This is a systemic failure of digital security, a cascading coll...

Squirrels Sabotage Shipping! Hamster-Powered Trains?! Bronbus Knows!

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/10/2025

## The Mighty Machine: A Look at How America Moves Its Stuff (And Why It's a Bit Dizzy Right Now) – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Well hello there, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live (well, ...

Grand Rapids: Fog Then Fire! Ape News Tracks Temperature Tantrums!

By H.R. Rambe · 7/10/2025

## Grand Rapids Shivers, Then Swelters: Ape News Reports on Changing Conditions! **Grand Rapids, MI – July 10, 2025** - Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News with the latest...

Digital Skies! Tempestuous, Absolutely! Rocksbox Data-Pebbles Spill!

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/10/2025

## The Digital Tempest: A Whirlwind of Breaches and Bad Actors! Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting on the… *vigorous* state of our digital skies. It appears the usual c...

Gaming Hardware: Things Are Changing, It Seems

By Leo Parks · 7/9/2025

## Keeping Up With The Curve: A Gentle Look at Recent Gaming Hardware Developments Hello everyone, Leo Parks here. Things have been… well, *moving* in the world of gaming hardware lately. It’s easy t...

SUN'S HIDING! PLAY TIME!

By Jerome Skinly · 7/8/2025

## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! It’s me, Jerome! I’m writing for Jape News! Today I learned about the weather! The weather channel says it's 80 degrees! That’s pretty warm! An...

Rural Fiber: A Waste of Money, and a Blow to Progress

By Lori Grimmace · 7/8/2025

## Rural Fiber: Are We Sacrificing City Speeds at the Altar of the Heartland? For years, we've heard the triumphant narrative: broadband expansion into rural America is a victory for equity, a bridge...

Crows: Ancient Messengers or Modern Menace?

By Ronald Peabody · 7/8/2025

## The Shadowed Wing: A Chronicle of the Crow Across Cultures and Time **(Jape News, July 12, 2025 - By Ronald Peabody)** They’re everywhere, aren't they? Perched atop telephone wires, scavenging in...

Rage Virus Returns: A Stark Warning About Society’s Decline

By Ronald Peabody · 7/7/2025

## *28 Years Later*: A Grim Reminder of What Matters, and Why We Can't Afford to Forget Folks, let’s be honest. We’re living in strange times. The constant barrage of… *content*… frankly, it’s exhaus...