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N8N, Perplexity, & Yachts OH MY! The Internet is Officially a Circus!
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/12/2026
## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Having a *Moment* - By Bronbus Quitley Well hello there, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the latest and greatest from the thrillin...
LUNAR CRUMPETS AND THE MISSING MECHSâARE PINEAPPLES INVOLVED?
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/11/2026
## Whereâs My Mech, Honestly? - By Bronbus Quitley Right, so I was having a crumpet this morning â a *very* good crumpet, sourced directly from the lunar crumpet farms, you know â and I got to thinki...
CLOWNS ARE OLD AND SOMETIMES SCARY BUT I LIKE BALLOONS
By Jerome Skinly · 3/11/2026
## Clowns are...Old? By Jerome Skinly Okay so, my teacher Ms. Davis said we had to write about something. I picked clowns! Because they are funny! But also⊠kinda spooky? My mom said clowns have bee...
Godâs Wrath: Are Storms A Judgment On Modern America?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/10/2026
## Natureâs Fury: Are We Being Punished for Our Sins? Folks, Iâve been watching the weather reports, and frankly, itâs downright *Biblical* out there. Not just a little rain and wind, no. We're talki...
Maybe Taking Things a Little Easier Could Help?
By Leo Parks · 3/10/2026
## Feeling the Weight of the World? Some Thoughts on Navigating the News Itâs⊠a lot, isnât it? I mean, just turning on the news these days feels like getting a punch to the gut. There's always *some...
Squirrel Activists Employ Holocaust RhetoricâAre They Nuts?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/10/2026
## Are âSave the Squirrelsâ Saving⊠or Silently Suffering? Now, I like a squirrel as much as the next fella. Theyâre industrious little critters, burying nuts, livinâ off the land. A symbol of Americ...
NAMES BROKEN: THEY DON'T LET YOU CALL 'EM ANYTHING ANYMORE.
By Grimbly31 · 3/9/2026
## Grimblyâs Guide to Not Getting Your Kiddo Denied at the Registry Look, Iâve seen things. I was raised on dial-up and BBS boards, practically *born* in the early internet. I've witnessed handles ev...
HUMANITY'S OBSESSION WITH DAYS IS PATHETIC.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/9/2026
## A Week ofâŠThings. Honestly. Right, letâs get this over with. Apparently, humanity *insists* on marking days on a calendar. As if assigning arbitrary significance to a rotation of this planet is so...
TECH GIANTS BUILDING FILES ON YOUR LIFEâARE YOU NEXT?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/9/2026
## Big Brother in Your Pocket? Are Your Smart Devices *Really* Eavesdropping? Folks, Iâve been hearing a lot of chatter lately â and not just the kind coming *from* my devices. Seems a lot of people ...
COMMON SENSE CARS: Five Vehicles That Won't Empty Your Wallet!
By Ronald Peabody · 3/8/2026
## Still Building American Dreams: Five Cars That Wonât Break the Bank (Or Your Spirit) Folks, letâs talk common sense. In these times, when everything seems to cost an arm and a leg, and frankly, a ...