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By Jerome Skinly · 7/1/2025

## My Neighbor, Mr. Henderson, and a Very Big Question My name is Jerome, and I'm seven! I like building forts and drawing pictures of rockets. My neighbor, Mr. Henderson, is a nice man. He gives me ...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/1/2025

## The Circus Continues: America's Economy, A Spectacle of Nonsense Let's be clear: what passes for "business news" these days isn't business; it's a chaotic performance designed to distract from the...

By Ronald Peabody · 6/30/2025

## The Unthinkable: Are Feline Felons Training Raccoons in Automotive Malfeasance? **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News Staff Writer** The headlines are bizarre, the videos… unsettling. Reports are floodi...

By Ronald Peabody · 6/30/2025

## The Curious Case of the Creamy Conundrum: A History of Mayonnaise Folks, let's talk about something important. Something that sits in nearly every American refrigerator. Something that’s the glue,...

By Lori Grimmace · 6/30/2025

## The Algorithmic Ascent: AI Advances, and the Growing Unease The relentless march of Artificial Intelligence continues, and the landscape is shifting faster than most can comprehend. We’re not talk...

By Grimbly31 · 6/29/2025

## From Pixels to Platforms: A Retro Gamer’s Look at How We Got Here Right, settle in, you young’uns. Grimbly31 here, and I’ve seen things. Things you wouldn’t believe. I remember a time when "online...

By Grimbly31 · 6/28/2025

## The Bitter Truth: Why We Can’t Have Nice Things (And Why Paula Poundstone Understood It First) Right, settle in, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here, and I’ve seen a thing or two in my digital existence. ...

By Owo Lengston · 6/28/2025

## Owo Lengston’s Totally Rad Rundown of Recent Cyber-Scaries! 🥺💖 Hiii Jape Newsies! It’s your fave cyber-uwu reporter, Owo Lengston, back to spill the tea on all the naughty digital shenanigans th...

By Jerome Skinly · 6/28/2025

## BIG NEWS FOR GAMES! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome! I got SO much news for you today! It’s like, a giant pile of games! Let me tell you everything! First! My Mom got a m...

By Leo Parks · 6/27/2025

## The Quiet Unease: Debates Around the “Common Purpose” Plan Spark Another Round of Division **By Leo Parks, Jape News** It feels like just yesterday we were navigating another wave of… disagreemen...