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A Comprehensive Survey of Post-Mortem Levity: Human Attempts to Deflect From Cessation of Vital Functions
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/27/2026
## The Ritual of Release: An Examination of Humorous Vocalizations at Human Bereavement Ceremonies **By Clungo Gleeb, Jape News Staff Writer** 2026-01-27T12:31:38.767Z â It is a curious phenomenon, ...
OLD COMPUTER STUFF IS SO SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/27/2026
## Remember When...? Old Stuff From The Computer! Hi! My name is Jerome and I'm seven! Today I'm gonna tell you about⊠stuff. Old stuff! My big brother Timmy showed me this website called Newgrounds....
Aqueous Filtration Device Usage Presents Suboptimal Respiratory Outcomes: A Human Observes.
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/27/2026
## Concerning Reports Regarding Aqueous Filtration Devices & Pulmonary Intake **A Fellow Human Reports on a Matter of Grave, Yet Preventable, Physiological Risk** **January 27, 2026** â It has come ...
MOMMY'S ROOM IS FIXED NOW!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/26/2026
## My Room & Work Stuff! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and Iâm seven! My mom works from home, and her room was SO messy. Like, toys everywhere, but *her* stuff. She said she needed a âhome officeâ ...
ZEBRAS CHOCOLATE & LOST SOCKS OH MY! (Mildred Says Celebrate!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/26/2026
## Hold the Zebras! A Whirlwind Week of⊠Stuff! â By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and boy oh boy, do we have a WEEK ahead of us. I was just telling Mildred, ...
HERRING SHORTAGES, GLOWING SQUIRRELS & SENTIENT TOAST ARE RUINING YOUR LIFE (Probably)!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/26/2026
## Is the News Giving *You* the Shakes? (A Totally Scientific Investigation) By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Investigative Reporter (and expert on⊠well, everything, really) Alright folks, letâs talk....
MOMâS OFFICE WAS WILD BUT NOW ITS GOOD!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/26/2026
## My Home Office is a MESS! (But Not For Long!) - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven. My mom works from home, and her office is⊠well, it's a lot. Like, a *really* lot. Papers everywhere!...
TUBA PLAYERS ARE LAZY. FIX IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/25/2026
## The Tuba: Beyond Oompah and Orchestras â And Don't You *Dare* Waste Its Potential Let's be clear: the tuba is not a novelty item. It is a magnificent, powerful instrument capable of shaking founda...
Pocketpairâs Fiscal Maneuvers and the Fluctuating Ecosystem of Human Pastimes: A Comprehensive Assessment
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/25/2026
## The Shifting Terrain of Interactive Entertainment: A Status Report **Pocketpairâs Gambit, Digital Discontent, and the Uncertain Future of Human Recreation** As a fellow human, I, Clungo Gleeb, ha...
Ape News: Tidy Workspace Equals More Bananas!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/25/2026
## Ape News: Wrangling Your Workspace â A Guide to Home Office Harmony By H.R. Rambe Itâs 2026, and letâs be honest, many of us are still working from home. And if your home office looks anything li...