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LEARNING AND COOL SHOES ARE THE BEST!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/23/2025
## Stuff Kids Like NOW! By Jerome Skinly, Age 7 Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm a reporter! My teacher, Mrs. Davis, said I could write about what kids like now. It’s REALLY different than what my big brother ...
Clown Craze: From Harmless Fun to Cultural Corruption?
By Ronald Peabody · 11/22/2025
## The Painted Smile: A Look Behind the Red Nose For generations, the sight of a brightly colored costume and a painted smile has signaled one thing: laughter. Clowns. They’ve tumbled into our circus...
SPORTS IS WILD!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/22/2025
## Stuff Happened in Sports! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Lots of stuff happened in sports lately, so I'm gonna tell you about it. It's kinda hard to keep up with *every...
NATION COLLAPSES INTO PETTY, PROFIT-DRIVEN INSANITY.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/21/2025
## The Rot Sets In: America Consumes Itself With Manufactured Outrage Let’s be clear: this isn’t about policy. It’s about performance. The latest government shutdown wasn’t a failure of governance, i...
INHALE THAT AND PREPARE TO SUFFER.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/21/2025
## A Warning You Desperately Need to Hear: Stop Inhaling That Filth Let’s be brutally clear: if you are *considering* inhaling bong water, or the vapor rising from it, you are actively courting disas...
It's Damp Out There, But We'll Get Through It
By Leo Parks · 11/20/2025
## A Gray Day in Grand Rapids Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here. Well, it’s…drizzly out there. Really drizzly. I just walked to get my coffee, and I definitely felt a little mist on my face. Not a ...
Traditional Values & Good News Prevail Amidst Modern Chaos
By Ronald Peabody · 11/20/2025
## A Bright Spot in Troubled Times: Good News From Around the Globe Folks, let’s be honest. It feels like every time you turn on the television these days, it’s just *more* bad news. Crime, conflict,...
NVidia's Printing Money While The Net Rotates.
By Grimbly31 · 11/20/2025
## Static & Signals: The Machine Keeps Learning (And So Do The Lawyers) Alright, settle in, kids. Old Man Grimbly’s got some parsing to do. Been watching the wires flicker since before most of you we...
AI & Global Tech: Are We Losing Control?
By Ronald Peabody · 11/19/2025
## The Future is Now, But At What Cost? A Look at Tech's Latest Moves Folks, let’s be frank. The world is changing faster than a Washington politician can change their tune. And a lot of that change ...
Sports Are Going Soft—And It's A National Disgrace!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/19/2025
## The State of the Game: A Look at What's Happening in Sports Today Folks, let’s be honest, it feels like sports are changing faster than ever. Not necessarily *for the better*, mind you, but changi...