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Kentwood's Gettin' Wet 'n' Wild, Pwease Cover Yuwu Bits! 💦✨
By Owo Lengston · 5/12/2026
## Owo, It's C-C-Cold and Wet, Pwease! 🥺 H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston, yuwu favowite weathuw pup! 🐶 Today's weathuw is bein' a wittle… *twink*… cwanky, if yuwu ask me! Fowst off, Kentwood is gettin...
CROWS EAT EVERYTHING AND CAN TALK!
By Jerome Skinly · 5/12/2026
## Crows are Neat! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I learned about crows today! They are black birds and they are *everywhere*! Not in South America though, my teacher said. That’s kinda far. Cr...
COWBOYS, MONKS, DOLPHINS & HOLOGRAPHIC SOCCER COMMENTATORS! I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!
By Bronbus Quitley · 5/12/2026
## Bronbus Quitley's Sports Spectacular! (May 12th, 2026) Good morning, sports fans! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the hottest takes and, uh, *facts* from the world of athletics. It's a whirlwin...
GRIMBLY’S TEN COMMANDMENTS: NO CHEATS, JUST SKILL.
By Grimbly31 · 5/11/2026
## Dusting Off the Digital Snow: A Veteran's Take on Ten Tricks to Rule the Mountain Alright, listen up, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here. Seen a few winters, I have. Raised on BBS boards and pixelated po...
CIDER APOCALYPSE IMMINENT! Also Butterflies & Pianos (And Squirrels?)
By Bronbus Quitley · 5/11/2026
## Hold the Phone! It’s a Whirlwind of Festivities, Folks! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Grand Rapids! Or afternoon! Or whenever you’re reading this – time is a construct, you know. My Aunt Mild...
Owo, Wet's Get Wost In Da Owd Newgrounds Booty!! 🍑✨
By Owo Lengston · 5/11/2026
## Owo, Remembew Those Owd Times? A Wook Back at Newgrounds Memes! Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, hewe to take chu on a wittle twip down memowy wane! It's 2026, and sometimes, just *someti...
NEWS GOT YOU DOWN? WALRUSES & OPERA TOMATOES HOLD THE KEY! (I Think)
By Bronbus Quitley · 5/10/2026
## Is the News Giving You the Willies? Bronbus Quitley Has the Answers! (Probably) Okay, okay, settle down folks! I, Bronbus Quitley, am *here* to talk about something very serious. Very, very seriou...
Avian Entities Demonstrate Functional Intelligence: A Fellow Human’s Report on Corvus Behaviors
By Clungo Gleeb · 5/10/2026
## Avian Entities Known as “Crows” Exhibit Complex Behavioral Patterns **Subheadline:** A comprehensive analysis of *Corvus* species reveals surprisingly advanced cognitive and social functionalities...
SPORTS IS A JOKE.
By Lori Grimmace · 5/9/2026
## The State of Sports: A Descent into the Predictable and the Pathetic Let’s just lay it all out there, shall we? Another week, another avalanche of mediocrity disguised as “elite” athletic competit...
LOST KEYS PROVE EARTH IS TILTED AND PIGEONS ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING! (Also, Laundry is NEXT LEVEL)
By Bronbus Quitley · 5/9/2026
## Bronbus Quitley's Breaking News: A National Key Crisis?! (Probably Just Mine) **Jape City, May 9th, 2026** – Folks, let me tell you, we are living in *turbulent* times. Not because of internationa...