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By Leo Parks · 8/14/2025

## A Pleasant Day, But Keep an Eye on the Weekend Good morning, Grand Rapids! It’s a really… nice day out there, actually. I stepped outside just a bit ago and the sun is shining. They’re saying it’s...

By Jerome Skinly · 8/14/2025

## Don't Sniff the Yucky Water! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I learned something super important today. My big brother, he… well, he does stuff. Grown-up stuff. And he has this…water jug. It...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/14/2025

## The Fridge Rebellion: What *Doesn't* Belong in the Cold! – By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and let me tell you, I’ve been doing some *serious* investigati...

By Leo Parks · 8/13/2025

## A Sad Discovery at the Quick Stop It’s… well, it’s just awful, really. Here at Jape News, we try to focus on the good things happening in our community, but sometimes we have to report on things t...

By Grimbly31 · 8/13/2025

## Beyond the Oompah: Unlocking the Tuba's Hidden Potential Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was a *good* day. Seen things you wouldn't believe. And let me tell you, the internet has a surprising...

By Leo Parks · 8/13/2025

## Carrot Top Announces Presidential Bid, Promises “Props for Progress” **Las Vegas, NV – August 13, 2025** – In a move that has…certainly gotten people talking, veteran comedian and prop comic Carro...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/13/2025

## Should We Challenge the Moon? Jape News Ponders a Rivalry with Moontaku! Good morning, Japers! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood news… well, *gatherer* really. Look, gathering is a ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/12/2025

## Is the Weather Messing With *You*?! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, settle in, because the weather today? Hoo boy. It’s a doozy. I’m tellin’ ya, the atmosphere is just… *moody*. It's like it w...

By Owo Lengston · 8/12/2025

## Owo's Top Ten Things Folks Say at Funewals (and Why They're Kinda Funny, Nya~) 🐾 H-hewwo, d-darlings! It's Owo Lengston, yuwu favowite weeporter, and today we're diving into a topic that's...well...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/12/2025

## A World on Edge - Ape News Roundup - August 12, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from around the globe, as reported by Ape News. It’s a troubling week, fra...