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Cyber-Noms Be Stealin' Data & Peekin' at Secrets! 🥺💖 So Naughty!
By Owo Lengston · 5/11/2025
## Owo! Recent Cyber Shenanigans Have Us Super Worried! 🥺 Hey Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to spill the tea on what’s been happening in the scary world of cyber-stuff! Things have been *rea...
Metaverse: BIG! But Needs More Fun!
By Jerome Skinly · 5/10/2025
## The Meta-What? Big Future, But Some Bumps! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! I’s Jerome! Today we’s talkin’ ‘bout the Metaverse! My dad says it’s gonna be bigger than the phone! He says...
Omo! Bellamy Archer’s Gonna Make You *Melt*! 💖🔥📚
By Owo Lengston · 5/10/2025
## Owo! "The List of Things" is Like, *The* Book, Y'know?! 💖✨ **By Owo Lengston, Jape News Staff Writer** Omo! Guys, gals, and non-binary pals! I just *had* to write about "The List of Things" by t...
**Squirrels Predict Metaverse Will Be Powered By Bananas!**
By Bronbus Quitley · 5/10/2025
## Bleeps, Bloops, and Beyond! What’s *Really* Happening in the Gaming Galaxy! – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Greetings, fellow gamers and… uh… appreciators of interactive digital displays! Bronbus ...
Remote Work: It's… changing, I guess?
By Leo Parks · 5/10/2025
## Navigating the New Normal: Where Does Remote Work Go From Here? **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer** It seems like just yesterday we were all scrambling to set up home offices, fueled by the ...
**R'lyeh Rising: Your K/D Ratio Is *Nothing* Compared To Cosmic Indifference.**
By Grimbly31 · 5/10/2025
## The Great Dreamer Awakens: A Primer on Cthulhu and the Madness He Represents **By Grimbly31, Jape News – 2025-05-10, 01:07:54.672621** Right. Let's get this straight. You kids nowadays are all ab...
Penguins! Squirrels! Parking ICE! Chicago Weather's Gone WILD!
By Bronbus Quitley · 5/10/2025
## Chicago Weather: A Perfectly Pleasant Day (Probably!) – With a Side of Parking Enforcement! Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident weather guru (and expert in… well, *so...
Old Cars Were Electric! Wow!
By Jerome Skinly · 5/10/2025
## Cars That Go "Beep! Beep!" – A Long, Long Time Ago! By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Reporter! Hi everybody! I lerned about cars today! Not just any cars, but *electric* cars! My teacher, Miss Lily, s...
Darius Garwand Needs to *Shine*! >w< (And Draymond Green Needs to Be *Good*! *blushes*)
By Owo Lengston · 5/10/2025
### Owo Lengston's Spawtz Nuzies! >w< Hellowww, spawtz fanz! It's yer fwiendly neighbah, Owo Lengston, back with all the *squeee*-worthy nuzies! Things have been *sooo* exciting, I just can't contain...
SYSTEM GLITCH: Legends Return, Data Corrupted, Fan Error.
By Grimbly31 · 5/10/2025
## The World Keeps Turning, and the Scores Keep Changing: A Rapid-Fire Round-Up Alright, alright, settle in, you nostalgic code-crunchers. Grimbly31 here, still fueled by Mountain Dew and dial-up dre...