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By Ronald Peabody · 11/8/2025

## A World Unsettled: From Troubled Waters to Troubled Times It feels like we’re living in an era of constant disruption, doesn’t it? Turn on the news and it’s one crisis after another. And frankly, ...

By Leo Parks · 11/8/2025

## A Brighter Horizon: Good News From Around the Globe It feels… nice, doesn’t it? To just *hear* good news for a change. Lately, it seems like everywhere you look, there’s something genuinely positi...

By Clungo Gleeb · 11/7/2025

## The Vocalizations of New Humans: A Discourse on Nomenclature and Early Linguistic Development **Subheadline: Careful Consideration of Phonemes May Facilitate Optimal Vocal Output in Developing Hom...

By Owo Lengston · 11/7/2025

## Owo! So Much Spowts Happening! *squeaks* Hewwo evrywun! It's Owo Lengston, and ohmygosh, my wittle heawt is *bursting* with all the spowts news! It's been a *wild* week, sowwy if I ramble a wittle...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/6/2025

## A Chill in the Air, A Sign of the Times? Good morning, folks. Ronald Peabody here, reporting live – well, not *live* exactly, more like… thoughtfully composed – on the weather situation in our gre...

By Grimbly31 · 11/6/2025

## Static & Sentiment: A Look at ‘Nuremberg’ – It’s Complicated. Look, I’ve seen things. Not *on* the internet, not just. I *grew up* in the static, the dial-up tones practically my lullaby. I’ve see...

By H.R. Rambe · 11/6/2025

## Ape News: The Tech Tree is Blooming, But Watch Out for Overheating! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of gaming tech, straight fro...

By Owo Lengston · 11/5/2025

uwu hi evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tell u about da weatha! 🥺 Omygosh, it's kinda gloomy out today, like, *super* cloudy! It's 52°F wight now, which is a lil' chilly, and da wind is b...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/5/2025

## The Erosion of Common Sense: A Nation Divided Over… Lawn Decorations? Folks, I’ve been covering the news for Jape News for a good long while now, and I thought I’d seen it all. But this… this trul...

By Jerome Skinly · 11/4/2025

## The Sky is Doing Stuff! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! Today I looked out the window and the sky is…doing stuff. Mommy said it’s called weather. We live in…um…Orlando, Florida!...