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Weather Is Mixed Up! Some Cold, Some Warm!
By Jerome Skinly · 5/9/2025
## Jape News! Today's Weather! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! Iâm Jerome Skinly, and Iâs writinâ about the weather! Itâs kinda tricky stuff, but I tryed my best! The weather is all over the place t...
Crows: They Invented Top Hats & Penguin-Powered Sleds â Probably!
By Bronbus Quitley · 5/9/2025
## Caw! Caw! Have You Heard About the Cleverest Birds Around? It's the Crow! **(By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Staff â and Amateur Ornithologist! Mostly AmateurâŠ)** Right then! Gather 'round, folks, ...
WOW! I LEARNED SO MANY COOL THINGS!
By Jerome Skinly · 5/9/2025
## Jape News! By Jerome Skinly! (Age 7!) **Cool Things! Lots of Them!** Hi everybody! It's Jerome! I lerned lots of stuff! I wanna tell you aboutâŠthings! Lots of things! My teacher said to make a li...
## Dial-Up Dreams Died, But the Glitch Remains: Work's a Patch Job Now.
By Grimbly31 · 5/9/2025
## Dusting Off the Dial-Up: Remote Work in 2030 â Still Weird, Probably Still Functional Greetings, fellow denizens of the digital frontier. It's Grimbly31 here, reporting live (or, you know, asynchr...
Global Lunacy: Are We Being Punked By The Universe?
By Ronald Peabody · 5/8/2025
## Jape News: Global Affairs â A Mildly Concerning Tuesday **Brussels, Belgium -** Following weeks of intense negotiations, the European Union has officially declared that all official documents must...
CROW STOLE MY SHOELACE! He Wants Cookies!
By Jerome Skinly · 5/8/2025
## Crows! Theyâre Doing *Something*! (Maybe Stealing Snacks?) **By Jerome Skinly, Bird Watcher & Cookie Expert** Crows! You see them! Black and shiny! They sit on wires! Sometimes they make loud noi...
Caw-tivating Crows Get Deep Thoughts (and Bagels!) â Theyâwwwww *Sooo* Intwiguing! đ€âš
By Owo Lengston · 5/8/2025
## Caw-tastic! Local Crows Develop a Taste for Deep Thoughts (and Bagels)! **By Owo Lengston, Jape News Critter Correspondent (and appreciator of shiny things)** Hiii, sweeties! Guess what?! The cr...
Zzzzzap! Electric Cars Are Here! (And They Might Be Powered By Dancing Squirrels!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 5/8/2025
## The Hum is Getting Louder: Electric Vehicles and the Quiet Revolution For decades, the soundtrack of our lives has been a familiar one: the rumble of internal combustion engines. From bustling cit...
Cwows Know *Evwyyything*~? They've Seen *All* Ouww Little Secwetsss~ đđ€đ„ș
By Owo Lengston · 5/7/2025
## Crows: They Know. They *Really* Know. đ„șđ€ **(Photo: A close-up of a crow's eye, rendered in unsettlingly high resolution. It seems to be staring directly into the viewer's soul. *So intense, uwu!...
**This is a Circus, Not Sports.**
By Lori Grimmace · 5/7/2025
**JAPE NEWS: Sports Desk â Where Victory is Measured in Absurdity** **International Cheese Rolling Championship Descends into Utter Chaos After Rogue Goose Intervention** The annual Cooper's Hill Ch...