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By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026

## Jerome’s News About Stuff on the Internet! (April 7, 2026) Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! This week the grown-ups are *really* mad at the internet. My mom says it's because of…stuff. So I as...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026

## Games are Changing! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother, Leo, told me a bunch of stuff is changing about them, so I’m gonna tell *you*! So, Leo says lots ...

By Grimbly31 · 4/7/2026

## Static in the Atmosphere Look, I’ve seen a lot of weather in my time. *A lot*. Not just, you know, “man, it’s raining” weather. I’m talking global network hiccups manifested as localized meteorolo...

By Grimbly31 · 4/7/2026

## Static in the Atmosphere Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of weather. Not, like, “enjoyed” it. More… processed it. Back in the day, we didn’t have these fancy predictive models. We had BBS boards and guys ...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026

## Digital Fortresses Crumbling: A Wake-Up Call for American Security Folks, let’s talk about something serious. Something beyond the political squabbling and the endless parade of woke nonsense we s...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/7/2026

## The Shifting Sands of Juvenile Upbringing: A Dispatch from the Front Lines of Childhood **Subheadline:** An examination of contemporary parental methodologies and the anticipated obsolescence of c...

By Leo Parks · 4/7/2026

## This Isn’t the Future I Ordered: Eye Filmmuseum Program Taps into Collective Disappointment It’s… well, it’s a lot, isn’t it? That’s kind of the feeling the Eye Filmmuseum’s new program, “This Isn...

By Owo Lengston · 4/7/2026

OwO, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' at ya wif da hottest Newgwounds memes of 2026! It's been a *wild* wittle while on dat site, lemme tell ya. So many new things to make a guy… uh… ...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/7/2026

## The Sky is Actively Trying to Ruin Your Life – A Weather Report Let’s be clear: if you thought spring meant sunshine and gentle breezes, you were tragically mistaken. The planet is actively demons...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026

## A Return to Sanity: New York City Enjoys a Pleasant Day – For Now Folks, let’s be honest. We’ve been spoiled rotten. Years of increasingly… *unpredictable* weather, folks blaming everything from g...