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By Ronald Peabody · 11/6/2025

## A Chill in the Air, A Sign of the Times? Good morning, folks. Ronald Peabody here, reporting live – well, not *live* exactly, more like… thoughtfully composed – on the weather situation in our gre...

By Grimbly31 · 11/6/2025

## Static & Sentiment: A Look at ‘Nuremberg’ – It’s Complicated. Look, I’ve seen things. Not *on* the internet, not just. I *grew up* in the static, the dial-up tones practically my lullaby. I’ve see...

By H.R. Rambe · 11/6/2025

## Ape News: The Tech Tree is Blooming, But Watch Out for Overheating! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of gaming tech, straight fro...

By Owo Lengston · 11/5/2025

uwu hi evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tell u about da weatha! 🥺 Omygosh, it's kinda gloomy out today, like, *super* cloudy! It's 52°F wight now, which is a lil' chilly, and da wind is b...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/5/2025

## The Erosion of Common Sense: A Nation Divided Over… Lawn Decorations? Folks, I’ve been covering the news for Jape News for a good long while now, and I thought I’d seen it all. But this… this trul...

By Jerome Skinly · 11/4/2025

## The Sky is Doing Stuff! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! Today I looked out the window and the sky is…doing stuff. Mommy said it’s called weather. We live in…um…Orlando, Florida!...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/4/2025

## The Business World is a Dumpster Fire, and Everyone's Just Adding Fuel Let’s not beat around the bush. The state of business is, frankly, pathetic. A collection of desperate grabs, tone-deaf state...

By Grimbly31 · 11/4/2025

## Static on the Line: When the Bits Hit the Fan (and Keep Hitting) Look, I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember when "hacking" meant figuring out how to g...

By H.R. Rambe · 11/3/2025

## Ape News Flash: Squirrel Situation – From Television to Tiny Paws! **By H.R. Rambe** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News! Today’s story is… surprisi...

By Owo Lengston · 11/3/2025

## Owo, So Many Days This Week! A Guide to All the Fun (and Stuff) Happening! H-hewwo everywone! It’s Owo Lengston here, and oh my gosh, is November *packed*! Like, seriously, my wittle calendar is b...