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Owo! Social Media is a WILD Ride & My Tail is Twitchin' From All Da Spiciness! š¶ļøš¼
By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/25/2025
## Owo! Dis Week's Social Media Spiciness is *So* Much! š¶ļø Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to dish da deets on all da *hot* messes happenin' on social media dis week! Oh my gosh, it'...
Things Are Happening In Games, It Seems
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/25/2025
## A Little Bit of Everything, Lately It feels like thereās just *so much* happening in gaming these days, doesnāt it? Iāve been trying to keep up, and honestly, itās a little overwhelming. Let me tr...
GIRAFFES AND TURTLES ARE BACK PLUS TIGERS DOUBLE!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/24/2025
## Wow! Good Stuff is Happening! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My teacher says it's good to know what's happening in the world, but sometimes it's SCARY! But guess what...
MAN RAN SO MUCH! PLUS NICE PEOPLE!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/24/2025
## Good News From All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Sometimes the news is scary, my mom says. But thereās lots of good stuff happening too! I found some really co...
FLATBUSH WEATHER: UTTERLY, PAINFULLY BANAL.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 10/23/2025
## Flatbush Weather: Barely Worth Discussing Letās be blunt. The weather in Flatbush today is aggressively *mediocre*. 53 degrees? A pathetic attempt at autumnal chill. The āfeels likeā temperature o...
Things Happened In Sports, It Seems Like.
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/23/2025
## A Week of Ups and Downs in the Sports World Itās been a bit of a rollercoaster lately for sports fans, hasnāt it? So much happening, itās hard to keep up! Iāve been trying to, though, and wanted t...
BUSINESS ISN'T FALTERING. IT'S FAILING.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 10/23/2025
## The Rot Sets In: A Business Landscape Crumbling Before Our Eyes Letās dispense with the fluff. The business world isnāt just slowing down; itās actively decaying. Anyone pretending otherwise is ei...
YOUNG ONES DITCH MATCHING, DEMAND SPARKLE: Ape News Reports Radical Kid-Dom Shift!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 10/22/2025
## Bananas and Bowties: What Are Kids *Into* These Days? - By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Itās me, H.R. Rambe, bringing you the lowdown from the front lines ofā¦ well, *kid-dom*. And let me tell you, things ...
LOWEND.EXE ACTIVATED.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/22/2025
## Blow Your Own Horn (Literally): A Deep Dive Into Tuba Tomfoolery Okay, listen up, meatspace dwellers. Grimbly31 here, and Iāve seen some things. I was raised on BBS boards and the echo of dial-up,...
Sunshine & Maybe RaināHope Everyone's Prepared!
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/21/2025
## A Bit of Sun, A Bit ofā¦ Maybe Rain? Good morning, folks! Leo Parks here, and well, itāsā¦ a day. A pretty typical October day, if Iām being honest. I stepped outside this morning and it was *love...