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By Ronald Peabody · 4/6/2026

## A Week of Remembrance, Recreation, and… Tartan? Folks, it’s hard to believe another week is already upon us. Seems like just yesterday we were bracing for those early spring showers, and now we’re...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026

## Lotsa Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! This week is REALLY busy with lots of days to remember. My mom helped me write it down so you don’t forget! Today i...

By Leo Parks · 4/6/2026

## A Week of Remembrance and Celebration – What’s Happening This Week? Hello everyone, Leo Parks here. It feels like just yesterday we were celebrating…well, everything! And honestly, it’s keeping up...

By Grimbly31 · 4/6/2026

## Still Got That Floppy? Grand Rapids Keeps the Calendar Humming Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of calendars. Stone tablets, punch cards, even those weird digital ones with the spinning graphics back in ‘9...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/6/2026

## A Convergence of Temporal Markers: Observations on the Current Human Week **Subheadline:** A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, compiles a comprehensive report on the scheduled rituals and commemorative ...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/6/2026

## A Week of Remembrance, Tradition, and… Tartan? Folks, it’s hard to believe another week has flown by. Seems like just yesterday we were all bracing for those March winds! But here we are, into Apr...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026

## Lotsa Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy with lots of special days. My mom helped me write it down so you don’t forget! Today is ...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/6/2026

## Brrr! Grand Rapids Gripped by Chilly Air, Flood Watch Issued – Ape News Report **Grand Rapids, MI – April 6, 2026** – Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest weather d...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026

## Brrr! And Maybe Rain? - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! Today it’s kinda cold. My mom said it’s 37 degrees! That’s like… really cold for April. I like when it’s warm enou...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/6/2026

## Grand Rapids Braces for a Soggy Spell – And Maybe We Should Be Okay With That Folks, let's talk about the weather. And let me tell you, it’s a bit…unpredictable. Now, I’m a simple man, I like thin...