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STOP FRIDGE FOOLERY! APE NEWS REVEALS WHAT NOT TO CHILL!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 1/22/2026
## Ape News: Stop Chilling What Shouldnāt Be! ā A Guide to Proper Food Storage **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you vital intelligence ...

FOOD RULES ARE WEIRD!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 1/11/2026
## My Mom Says NO to the Fridge! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! My mom is REALLY good at keeping food safe. But she told me something kinda weird today. Some foodsā¦are NOT allowed in the fridge...

Please Don't Be Mad, But Your Fridge Might Be Hurting Your Food?
By Leo Parks Ā· 12/17/2025
## Is Your Fridge a Food Prison? Items You Didn't Know Shouldn't Be Chilled By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, I have to admit, I always just⦠put everything in the fridge. If in doubt, ...

Owo No-No's: Keep Ya Yummy Snacks Warm & Wiggly, Fwends! šš¶ļøāØ (And Maybe Make Some Woom Fow Othew Playmates? š)
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/9/2025
## O-OwO No-No's: What *Not* to Chill, Fwends! šš¶ļø Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tawk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant! We all wuv a nice, coow fridge, right? Keeps ouw yummy sn...