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YOUR FRIDGE IS A FROSTY TYRANNY & OLD MAN TIBERIUS KNOWS THE TRUTH ABOUT KETCHUP!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 1/21/2026
## Bronbus Quitley's BOMBSHELL Report: Your Fridge is a LIE! (And Probably Killing Your Ketchup) Folks, Bronbus Quitley here, and let me tell you, Iāve stumbled onto something HUGE. Bigger than the G...
FRIDGE IS NOT STORAGE. TRUST ME, I BUILT SERVERS FROM SPARE PARTS.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 12/25/2025
## The Cold Truth: What *Doesn't* Belong in Your Chill Box - A Grimbly31 Dispatch Look, Iāve been online since dial-up was king, alright? Seen some things. Dodged more viruses than youāve had hot din...
Please Don't Be Mad, But Your Fridge Might Be Hurting Your Food?
By Leo Parks Ā· 12/17/2025
## Is Your Fridge a Food Prison? Items You Didn't Know Shouldn't Be Chilled By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, I have to admit, I always justā¦ put everything in the fridge. If in doubt, ...
Maybe Your Fridge Is Doing More Harm Than Good?
By Leo Parks Ā· 9/27/2025
## Is Your Fridge a Bit of a Bully? Foods That Actually Prefer Room Temperature By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, I admit it. Iām a bit of a refrigerator offender. I justā¦ tend to put t...
FRIDGE TYRANNY MUST END! Bananas Demand Sunshine, Potatoes Plot Escape!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/14/2025
## The Fridge Rebellion: What *Doesn't* Belong in the Cold! ā By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and let me tell you, Iāve been doing some *serious* investigati...
Owo No-No's: Keep Ya Yummy Snacks Warm & Wiggly, Fwends! šš¶ļøāØ (And Maybe Make Some Woom Fow Othew Playmates? š)
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/9/2025
## O-OwO No-No's: What *Not* to Chill, Fwends! šš¶ļø Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tawk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant! We all wuv a nice, coow fridge, right? Keeps ouw yummy sn...