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FRIDGE TYRANNY MUST END! Bananas Demand Sunshine, Potatoes Plot Escape!
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/14/2025
## The Fridge Rebellion: What *Doesn't* Belong in the Cold! – By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and let me tell you, I’ve been doing some *serious* investigati...

Owo No-No's: Keep Ya Yummy Snacks Warm & Wiggly, Fwends! 🍓🌶️✨ (And Maybe Make Some Woom Fow Othew Playmates? 😉)
By Owo Lengston · 8/9/2025
## O-OwO No-No's: What *Not* to Chill, Fwends! 🍓🌶️ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tawk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant! We all wuv a nice, coow fridge, right? Keeps ouw yummy sn...