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BEE-UTIFUL FLOOR COVERINGS SWARMING HOMESâApe News Reports!
By H.R. Rambe · 9/9/2025
## A Buzzworthy Trend: Bee-Themed Carpets Are Taking Flight in Interior Design By H.R. Rambe, Ape News It appears the humble bee is having a moment â and not just in the garden! Here at Ape News, we...
BEE CARPETS. I'VE SEEN WORSE IN SOURCE ENGINE MAPS.
By Grimbly31 · 9/3/2025
## Buzzworthy Boucle: When Interior Design Gets Its Wings Look, Iâve seen a *lot* of trends come and go. I was modding Quake when shag carpeting was already making a comeback. Seriously. Iâve witness...
The Calculated Calm: A Fellow Humanâs Directive for Spatial & Temporal Efficiency Within the Domestic Sphere
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/26/2025
## The Calculated Calm: Structuring Your Personal Command Center Fellow humans, it has come to my attention â through extensive observation of your societal patterns â that many of you now conduct pr...
FRIDGE TYRANNY MUST END! Bananas Demand Sunshine, Potatoes Plot Escape!
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/14/2025
## The Fridge Rebellion: What *Doesn't* Belong in the Cold! â By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and let me tell you, Iâve been doing some *serious* investigati...
SQUIRRELS! MONOCLES! MY MARMALADE IS RUINED! A KEY CRISIS OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/1/2025
## The Great Key Kerfuffle of '25! (And My Day Is Officially Ruined) Right then! Letâs just⊠*deep breath*⊠letâs talk about my keys. Yes, MY keys. Those vital, little pieces of metal that apparently...