BIG SPORTS! Some People Sad! Yay For Girl!

BIG SPORTS NEWS! - By Jerome Skinly!

Hi everybody! I’s Jerome! I’s writin’ for Jape News! We got lots of sports news! It’s super exciting!

First, Mr. Alexis Ohanian! He’s a big guy who made Reddit! He bought a little piece of the Chelsea Women’s soccer team! That’s cool! Girls playin’ soccer is really fun!

But…some people are sad. A player from a soccer team had to go to the hospital and he’s sleepin’! He’s in an induced coma. That means he’s sleepin’ real deep! I hope he gets better soon!

And Savy King from Angel City had to have heart surgery! She got dizzy and fell down. That’s scary!

Guess what?! Mr. Carlo Ancelotti is gonna coach Brazil! He’s a really good coach! Brazil plays soccer really good, too!

Novak Djokovic and Andy Murray aren’t playin’ together anymore. That’s sad, but maybe they’ll still be friends!

Coco Gauff beat Emma Raducanu! That’s a big win! They play tennis, and it’s really fast!

Rafael Nadal talked about Jannik Sinner, who had to sit out for a bit. It’s kinda complicated.

You can see pictures of the Super Bowl! It was super fun! And pictures from the football season too!

There’s a guy named Shedeur Sanders. He had a problem with someone puttin’ his phone number out. That’s not nice!

Tiger Woods made a really good shot a long time ago! It was super famous!

There’s a new thing called "Enhanced Games." It’s kinda weird and about… uh… I don’t really get it. It’s complicated.

Sometimes, really good girl athletes… they… they don't get to play anymore. It makes me sad.

And! And! Japanese golfer, Mao Saigo, won a big trophy! Yay! She’s a hero!

That’s all the sports news I got! Bye!