Gaza, Ukraine, & Wittle Boxews OH MY GOSH! Wold's a MESS & My Heawt is BWEAKIN'! sniffles & bats eyelashes

uwu oh my gosh, hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and things awe... a wittle bit of a mess out thewe, nyah! Let's dive into what's been happenin' awound da wowwd, okay? giggles

Fiwst, poor wittle Gaza! It's weally, weally sad. Evewyone's pwessuring Netanyahu, 'cause people awe stahvin', and he's still wanna expand things. Some folks say Iswael may have hurt some Al Jazeera wewpowters, which is suuuuper sad! And da aid dwops? Not going so gweat, nyah. It's just…a lot of hwowwible stuff happenin' thewe. sniffles

And speaking of hwowwible, Ukraine doesn't wanna give up any land to Wussia, even if a certain orange guy suggests it! Zelenskyy is standing fiwm, which is good, but it's still a scawy situation.

Othew places awe having pwoblems too! Two wittle boxers in Japan passed away fwom bwain injuwies, which is so, so twagic. wrings hands And a big Chinese diplomat is bein' questioned about stuff, which is a wittle mystewious!

Evew in places you'd think awe safe, thewe's pwoblems! Some Thai sowdiews got hurt by a landmine neaw Cambowdia, and in da UK, pwotests awe happenin' and evewyone's gettin' awwested. Plus, da new internet wules thewe awe makin' evewyone upset, pouts.

But it's not all sad! Pweople awe actually goin' on vacation to Afghanistan, even with da Taliban in charge! It's a wittle…daring, nyah? And wowd on the stweet is Adidas is in twouble 'cause someone thinks they stole a sandal design fwom Mexico! Oh, and North & South Korea awe takin' down speakews at da border. Maybe they wanna be fwiends? bats eyelashes

Othew stuff? AOL is finally givin' up on dial-up! Can you believe it?! giggles That's like, so old! It's like when I used to use a fax machine, nyah. We also had some pwetty bad stowms in da Midwest and wildfires in Colorado. And it's da 80th annivewsawy of da bombing of Hiwoshima, and da suwvivoews awe warning us about nukes… which is, like, weally scawy to think about.

It’s a widdle chaotic out thewe, isn't it? shrugs But we gotta stay positive and hope fow da best, nyah? Owo Lengston, out! blows kiss