WOW! I LEARNED SO MANY COOL THINGS!

Jape News! By Jerome Skinly! (Age 7!)

Cool Things! Lots of Them!

Hi everybody! It's Jerome! I lerned lots of stuff! I wanna tell you about…things! Lots of things! My teacher said to make a list. So here it is!

1. Dogs! Dogs are the best! They wag their tails and lick your face! My dog, Captain Snuggles, is a good boy! He likes belly rubs! Woof!

2. Rainbows! Rainbows are so pretty! They have lots of colors! Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet! I like to look for the end of the rainbow, but my mommy says there isn’t one. That’s silly!

3. Ice Cream! Ice Cream is yummy! My favorite is chocolate chip cookie dough! Sometimes I get sprinkles! Sprinkles are fun!

4. Dinosaurs! Dinosaurs are HUGE! T-Rex is big and scary! Brontosaurus is really, really long! I like dinosaurs a lot! RAWR!

5. Stars! Stars are far away! They twinkle at night! My daddy says they are suns, but really, really far away. I like looking at them!

6. Balloons! Balloons float! You can blow them up and they go up in the air! Sometimes they pop, which is sad.

7. Crayons! Crayons make colors on paper! I like drawing pictures with crayons! Blue is my favorite color!

8. Trucks! Trucks are big and strong! They carry lots of things! My toy truck goes “Beep! Beep!”

9. Butterflies! Butterflies are fluttery and pretty! They have colorful wings! I like to watch them in my garden!

10. Smiles! Smiles make you feel happy! And they make other people happy too! It's good to smile!

That’s all the things for now! Bye!

[Sources: My brain! And my teacher!]