WETHER IS CRAZY!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/29/2026
Brrr, Then Warm! By Jerome Skinly
Hi! I’m Jerome, and I’m a reporter for Jape News! Today it’s kinda cold. It’s 37 degrees but feels like 32! That’s like, really cold for March. My mom says that’s because of the wind. It's blowing from the South, and it's not super fast, just 7 miles an hour.
But guess what? It’s gonna get WARMER! On Sunday it will be almost 60 degrees! That means maybe I can play outside without my super puffy coat. Hooray!
Monday is gonna be even warmer! Like, almost 70 degrees! That's like, swimming weather almost! But then… Tuesday there might be storms. My mom said we should bring in the plants. And it gets cold again after that. Like, back to almost freezing!
The Weather Channel says they are really good at guessing the weather. They got the best score from something called ForecastWatch for four whole years! So I think we can trust them.
So, cold now, warm soon, then storms, then cold again. Weather is silly! I hope it’s sunny on Sunday so I can ride my bike!