Owo! Wawwd's a Messy Thwee-Way & My Heawt's Dooin' a Wiggle! 🥺👉👈

O-owO Hewwo evewyone, it’s ya boi Owo Lengston, bringin’ you da scoop fwom awound da wowwd! It’s been a wittle bit of a chaotic week, and my wittle heawt is feelin’ a bit twiggery…but in a good way? wiggles eyebrows

Fiwst off, poow Ukwaine is still fightin’ aftew fiive yeaws of the Russia invasion. Zelenksyy sounds suuuuper fwustrated, and honestly, can you bwame him? It’s like, get it togethew, Russia! Nobody needs dat kinda negative enewgy!

Meanwhile, Gewmany's chillin' in Beijing, sayin' decoupwin' fwom China is a no-no. Sounds like they don't wanna wock the boat, which…okay, fine, but maybe considew what's happenin' with Panama? They seized two powts fwom a Hong Kong gwoup in a big dispute with China! Ooooh, spicy! It’s a bit like a messy thwee-way… geopolitically speakin’, of couwse. fans face

Sudan is havin’ a weawwy bad time too. Drones awe attackin’ gold and oil zones, and thewe’s just…a lot of death. It’s so sad, and it makes me wanna hug evewyone tight… o-or maybe just watch a cute anime to destwess.

Japan is pwanning to pwut missiles neaw Taiwan by 2031. That sounds scawy! It's like...they're gettin’ weady for some action. Maybe they just wanna show off their big…weapons? giggles nervously

And in Mexico, things are wild. A big cartel leadew got taken out, and evewyone is fightin’! Plus, 23 inmates escapped fwom pwison in Puewto Vallawta! Can you imagine the chaos? I bet they’we havin’ a vewy eventful week.

Bwazil is getting soaked, wif at least 25 people lost in floods and wandswides. My heawt goes out to them! And Fwance is havin’ a diplomatic pwobwem wif the US ambassadow. Plus, da diwectow of da Louvre wesigned aftew a jewelry heist! Can you even?! It's like, how do you lose jewelry in the Louvre?!

Nigeria’s denying they paid a wansom to fwee kidnapped students, but the police chief wesigned. Shady, vewy shady.

And finally, Fwance is all stressed! It's a whole mess of pwoblems.

Okay, dat was a lot! Whew! It’s a cwazy wowwd we live in, folks. Remembew to stay safe, be kind, and… maybe avoid getting caught up in international incidents. Owo! I gotta go now and think about… things. winks