NEW GAMES! FREE GAME! SWITCH 2! WOW!

BIG NEWS FOR GAMES! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News!

Hi everybody! It’s Jerome! I got SO much news for you today! It’s like, a giant pile of games! Let me tell you everything!

First! My Mom got a movie on sale! It’s called Wall-E! She said it's a "Criterion Collection" movie. Sounds fancy! Also, Legos! There’s a book all about Legos! Cool! And there’s a game called Rune Factory – you can buy it again! It was all gone before!

Then! Epic Games! They’s gonna give us a FREE GAME! I don’t know what it is yet! But FREE! Yay!

Nintendo has a new Switch! It’s the Switch 2! It’s gonna have old games from the GameCube! Like, REALLY old games! My Grandpa used to play those! Some people got a fifty dollar gift card with their new Switch! That’s a lot of money! But some people say the screen looks blurry. That’s not good!

And! Guess what? PlayStation and Xbox are arguing! Sony says they won’t put brand new games on PlayStation Plus right away. Xbox does that! Like, a surprise!

Okay, okay! Games! Call of Duty (Black Ops 7!) has secrets! Someone showed us what the game is gonna be like! It’s like, a peek! Animal Crossing has a book to help you win! Leon from Resident Evil… he’s not brave enough for scary games! My dad says that's silly!

Diablo 4 is getting new stuff! And Street Fighter 6 has swimsuits! Sagat is coming too! Monster Hunter Wilds has big monsters and… underwater fighting! Wow! 7 Days to Die has a big update called Storm’s Brewing!

There’s a cat game! It’s called Bongo Cat! It's on Steam and EVERYONE is playing it! But… the person who made it says they’s not making money! That’s sad! Dune Awakening has a list of what’s best.

Some other stuff! YouTube is being careful with kids on livestream. Riot Games is letting teams get money for bets on League of Legends. My brother plays that!

And! There’s this thing called "The Kurt Locker." I don't know what that is! Maybe my dad will tell me!

That’s all the news I have! Bye!