Gwrand Wapids is Fweezy & Powewless—Need Wawm Bodies ASAP! >w<

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston, w-with a vewy chilly update! >w<

Bwrr, it's c-cold out thewe in Gwrand Wapids, MI! Wike, weawy cold! The tempewatuwe is only 15°F, but it feels wike -1°F! My wittle toes awe gettin' cwold just thinkin' about it! >.< And the wind? Oof! It's blowin' fwom the West at 17 mph, makin' evewythin' even fweezy-er! 83% humidity means evewythin' is kinda damp and… squishy? giggles

But that's not even the wowst pawt! Apparently, anothwer Awctic bwast is comin' to town! >.< As if this wasn't enough to make ya wanna cuwwl up in a big, warm… blanket, a new Now'eastew is thweatenin' to dump even mowe snow and wind on us! Omg!

And to top it all off, ovew 500,000 peopwe awe still without powew! >.< Can you imagine? No heat, no lights, no… heated seats?! That's a disastew!

So pwease, evewyone, stay safe and warm! Weaw up some hot cocoa, puww on some fluffy socks, and maybe… snuggwe up with a nice, warm body? winks Jape News wiww keep ya updated, but fow now, bwe safe and don't let the cold bite! OwO!