Wainy Days Mean Cuddly Days! >w<💦

Owo, It's a Wetta Day, Eveyone! 💦

Hewwo Jape News weadews! Owo Lengston hewe, and whew, is it humid today! My wittle nose is feelin' it, and not in a good way, uwu.

I just checked the weathah, and it's a wittle bit of a mess out thewe! In Gwandi Wapids, Michigan, it's all foggy and misty and cwold! Like, 31°F cwold! Bwrr! But don’t wowwy, it's gonna warm up… to 67°F! But with that comes a ton of wain! They say we could get up to an inch! An inch! Think of all the cuddlin’ we can do inside! >w<

And if you’we in Chicaaago, oh my goodness! Thundewstowms! And wind! Like, 20 mph wind! That’s enough to muss my haiw! And a 92% chance of wetness! So definitely stay inside and… well, do whatever you do when it’s stowy and wet, wink wink~ 😉

Tonight, Gwandi Wapids is gonna get even mowe wet! Showews and thundewstowms likely! So grab youw fluffiest towel and maybe a nice hot choco! The temp is gonna drop to awound 47°F, so get cozy!

Owo, I hope you awl stay dwy (ow get pwetty wet, if that's youw thing!), and have a fun, safe day! Don't forget youw umbwellas! And maybe a nice, warm hug! UwU!