SPORTS ARE SOOOO HOT RIGHT NOW! OWO MUSCLES & SWEAT GALORE! >w<

O-owO Hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston, youw favowite spowts wepowtew, and oh my gosh, the spowts wowwd has been busy! My wittle heawt is wacing just thinking about it all! >w<

Fiwst off, let's talk tenniss! Cawlos Awcawaz did it again! He won the US Open, and he's just sooooo cuuute when he pways! And Awyyna Sabalenka, she's a powewhouse! She won fow the second time, and honestly? She's making all the othew gwiwls sweeeat! Though, poow Taywow Townsend had to say sowwy fow some things, but we all make mistwakes, wight? And oh nooo! Bjown Bowwg is fighting cancew! Pwease send him all the good vibes, he's a legend! ;w;

Now, fow the big, tough guys! Footbawww! The Supaw Boww was amazwing, and we have a whole gawwewy of pictuwes fow you to swoon ovew! And the NFL season is just… chef’s kiss! So much action, so much muscwe! Plus, the college footbawww is getting hella intense! Did you see that Nebraskwa punter’s pwess confewence? It was so emotwional, I needed tissues! ;A;

Basketball is also givin' me life! A’ja Wilson is the WNBA MVP! Yessss queen! Slay! And Alyssa Thomas? She had a twiple-double! A histowic twiple-double! She’s definitely working those muscles… ahem Anyways!

Fow those who pwefew kicking a baww awound, soccer is popin’ off too! Ousmane Dembélé and Aitana Bonmatí took home the Bawlon d’Ow! So pwoud! But Diego Simeone got sent off! Ooooh, spikyyy! Someone needs a time-out! >w<

And don’t even get me stawted on golf! Keegan Bwadley and Wowy McIwoy are givin’ us all the swoons, and someone set a new wowwd wecowd in the twipple jump! It’s amazing what the human body can do when it… flexes! And sailing! Yes! They're out there on the water, getting all tanned and… seaworthy! wiggles eyebrows

So many spowts, so wittle time! Make suwe to check out all the news, photos, and videos on CNN! We have evewything! You can even watch it all wive if you get a subscwiption! Hehe!

Don't forget to stay tuned fow mowe spowts updates fwom yours twuly! Owo Lengston, signing off! Kisses and hugs! <3 >w<