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LOST KEYS ARE SO BAD!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/31/2026
## Uh Oh! Where Did My Keys GO?! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I lost my keys! It's today, March 31st, 2026, and I can't find them ANYWHERE. I had them this morning when we went to get ice cream with M...
KEYS VANISH! PIGEONS, SQUIRRELS, AND MY PULITZER ARE ALL CONNECTED! (Bartholomew is a JERK)
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/27/2025
## My Keys, Where Did They GO?! - By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Oh dear, oh dear, oh *dear*. It happened again. You know, they say losing your keys is a sign of… well, I read it on a cereal box once,...