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🧊Owo! It's Getin' Slippery & C-C-Cold, Gonna Need Sumthin' To Keep Me Warm!🍑✨

By Owo Lengston · 12/19/2025

Owo, It's Getin' C-C-Cold Out Dere! ❄️🥺

Hewwo Jape News weaders! It's ur boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, the weathah is bein' a wittle bit of a twinkie today! 😳

Wight now, in Ann Awbor, it's awmost… sunny? Like, kinda nice? But don’t let dat fool ya! It's 36°F, which is pwetty good, but the weathah gods awe playin' a lil' game. They’re gonna twun dat nice temp down, way down. 🥶

They say tonight, wain is gonna start fallin', but it ain't gonna stay wain fow long! Oh no, it's gonna twun into SNOW! 🥺 And not just any snow, but the kinda snow that makes ya wanna snuggle up wight next to someone… cough if ya know what I mean. 😉

And get dis, it's gonna get cold. Like, teen degrees cold! They're sayin' a flash fweeze is comin'! One minute ya thinkin' it's a comfy 40s, and the next ya gotta bust out the big coats and maybe even… shivers… layers!

The whole state's gonna be affected, with a Winter Weathah Advistory fow 25 counties! So if ya gotta go out, be weawy caweful! Dat wain can twun into ice in a heartbeat! 🧊 I don't wanna see nobody slippin' and fallin' on deir cute wittle bottoms! 🍑

So yeah, stay safe, stay warm, and maybe find someone to cuddle with to beat the cold! Owo Lengston out! 😘✨

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