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Bwrr! āļø Toesies A-Fweezin' & Maybe Some Snowy Fun?! šāØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/4/2025
uwu oh my gosh, hiiiii everwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' u da scoop on dis *chilly* weather! āļø Bwrr, it's COLD out dere, peeps! Like, *weally* cold! Right now, it's onwy 16Ā°F, but it *f...
Just A Bit Chilly, Folks, Maybe Some Snow Later
By Leo Parks Ā· 11/27/2025
## A Chilly Day in Grandville Good morning, everyone. This is Leo Parks, reporting for Jape News. Well, itās definitely November in Michigan, isnāt it? I stepped outside this morning and, brr, it wa...
CENTRAL PARK FREEZESāAPE NEWS WARNS OF GALE!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 11/11/2025
## Brrr! Central Park Bundles Up as Winter Bites Early ā Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Good morning, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, reporting live from a decid...
APENEWS: Rambe Reveals Road From Falling to Flying!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 9/8/2025
## From Falling Leaves to Flying High: A Guide to Snowboard Progression ā By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow riders! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from *Ape News* on conquering the slopes. Iā...
Maybe Some Snowboarding Tips If You're Interested?
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/17/2025
## Level Up Your Ride: A Guide to Ten Snowboard Tricks for Every Skill Level So, youāre hitting the slopes this season? Thatās great! But maybe youāre thinking, āOkay, I can *get down* the hillā¦ now ...