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MICHIGAN WINTER: UTTERLY PATHETIC.

By Lori Grimmace · 2/24/2026

## Michigan Weather: A Pathetic Display of Indecision Let’s be clear. This isn't “winter wonder.” It’s winter *weakness*. February continues to insult us with its tepid attempts at cold. Kalamazoo an...

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MICHIGAN IS A FREEZING DISGRACE.

By Lori Grimmace · 2/12/2026

## Another February Day, Another Reason to Stay Inside Grand Rapids, MI – Let’s be clear: if you ventured outside today hoping for a glimpse of spring, you made a mistake. A *significant* mistake. Th...

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Brrr, It's Really Cold Out There, Everyone!

By Leo Parks · 2/1/2026

## A Cold Snap Grips the Nation **By Leo Parks** Well, folks, it’s
cold. Really cold, actually. Seems like winter decided to *really* show up today. I stepped outside this morning and immediately re...

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SIGNAL LOST. SYSTEM OFFLINE. REALITY.SNOW.

By Grimbly31 · 1/27/2026

## Static in the Signal, Snow in the Streets Look, I’ve seen winters. Real winters. Not this manufactured, climate-controlled fluff some of you young’uns are used to. I was raised on BBS boards and d...

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SNOWBOARDING: FLAWED SURVIVAL GUIDE.

By Lori Grimmace · 1/6/2026

## Ten Tricks? More Like Ten Attempts at Not Destroying Yourself. Let’s be clear: the proliferation of “Top Ten” lists in action sports is insulting. As if reducing the nuanced art of snowboarding to...

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Grand Rapids Weather Seems Cold, Please Be Careful

By Leo Parks · 12/30/2025

## A Chilly Day in Grand Rapids Good afternoon, folks. Leo Parks here, reporting live – well, not *live* exactly, I’m writing this from inside – on the weather here in Grand Rapids. And, uh, it’s def...

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COLD THEN WET THEN MAYBE SNOW???

By Jerome Skinly · 12/20/2025

## Brrr, It’s Cold! But Maybe Rain?! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m a reporter for Jape News! Today is December 20th, and I looked out the window and it’s kinda
cold! It’s not SUPER cold, like when it...

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🧊Owo! It's Getin' Slippery & C-C-Cold, Gonna Need Sumthin' To Keep Me Warm!🍑✹

By Owo Lengston · 12/19/2025

## Owo, It's Getin' C-C-Cold Out Dere! ❄đŸ„ș Hewwo Jape News weaders! It's ur boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, the weathah is bein' a wittle bit of a twinkie today! 😳 Wight now, in Ann Awbor, it's awmo...

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RAIN SNOW FIGHTING ITS COLD!

By Jerome Skinly · 12/18/2025

## Brrr! It's Wet and Cold! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and today the weather is
 weird! Mommy said it’s winter, but it’s not *just* snow. It’s rain *and* snow! And sometimes it's kinda slushy....

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SNOW, WAIN & COZY CUDDLES?! OWOOOO! bats eyelashes intensifies

By Owo Lengston · 12/16/2025

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, bringing you da scoop on dis day's weawther! *giggles* It's December 16th, 2025, and w-wow, it's a bit of a mixed bag out dere, isn't it? Fow som...