PIZZA BATMAN PIRATES AND FALL! WOAH!

Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly

Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy! Lots of days to remember!

Today is September 15th and it's called… International Day of Democracy! My mom said that means people get to, like, pick stuff. Important stuff! She said it's good to remember that.

Tomorrow is September 16th! That’s when we remember the Ozone! It’s a special layer in the sky that keeps us safe from the sun! And it's Constitution Day, which is a big word! My teacher said it's like the rules for our country.

Then, on September 18th, it's National Cheeseburger Day! YAY! I REALLY like cheeseburgers. Maybe we can get one! It’s also Talk Like a Pirate Day! ARRRR! I’m gonna try and say that all day.

Batman Day is on the 19th! I LOVE Batman! He's super cool and fights bad guys.

And then, on the 20th, it's Pepperoni Pizza Day! TWO pizza days this week?! That's awesome! And something called Oktoberfest starts! My dad said that's like a big party with… pretzels?

Oh! And Fall starts on the 21st! That means leaves will change colors! I like jumping in leaf piles!

So yeah, lots and LOTS happening this week! Don’t forget to say “ARRR!” and eat some pizza! And remember democracy! It's a big word, but it's important!