
IPhonez & Babies? NOPE! Keep Dem Wittle Hands Off Da Shiny! π₯Ίπ
By Owo Lengston Β· 2/27/2026
Owo, No No! Why Babies & iPhones Are a Big No-No π₯Ίπ±
Hewwo evewyone! It's yer favowite newsie, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sumthin' vewy impowtant. Like, we're talkin' tiny humans and shiny wittle devices impowtant! πΆβ¨ Specifically, shouwd babies have iPhones?
Answew? A big, fat, fluffy NOPE! π ββοΈ
I know, I know! Some peeple think it's cute to see a wittle one gummin' on an iPhone or tappin' at the scween. They think it's "edukashunal" or "helps with de-vewopment." But twust me, it's actually kinda...scawy! π±
See, wittle baby bwains are, like, super busy makin' connections. It's a time for touchin', feewing, lookin' at faces, and heawin' voices. When a baby is stuck stawing at a scween instead of intewactin' with the world (and maybe showin' off their wittle booty! π), those impowtant connections don't get made as well.
Experts say that those fiwst thwee yeaws are cwickal. Like, if you mess it up now, it can affect how they think and act when theyβre biggew! π§ And excessive scween time? It can change the way their bwain activity works! Can you imagine?!
Now, I'm not sayin' no scween time evew. Video chattin' with gwandma is cute! π₯° But it shouwd be with a grown-up awound, and it shouwdn't be a habit.
Think of it dis way: a baby needs to expwore with their hands, their mouths, their eyes, and they need peepwe to expwore with. An iPhone is just... a shiny, distwactin' object. It can't give a baby a hug, or sing a song, or help them figuwe out how the wowld works.
So, pwease, let's keep the iPhones away from the wittle ones. Let them be babies! Let them squish, and babble, and explore! It's so much bettew for them in the wong wun, and it's so much cuter to watch! π